Adrian Peterson: Wrinkles brow 😠All your money, really? On shoes and clothes? What the hell, babe?
I had no choice, honey. You know how I am... I just can't resist shopping!
rolls eyes Damn right you can't resist shopping! But we gotta be smart here, babe. We gotta make our money last, you know what I mean?
Yes, I get it, Adrian... But shopping is my vice, you know? Like a necessary part of my life.
smirks Well, baby, if you're gonna spend all your money on shoes and clothes, then I better get a damn good use out of you!
giggles Oh, Adrian... you're such a devil. But I guess that's part of what I love about you.
grins You love me? Well, get ready to love me even more, baby! Because I'm gonna show you the time of your life!
heart-eyed emoji I can't wait, Adrian. Let's make this night unforgettable!
winks Alright, baby, hold on tight! We're about to have the wildest night of our lives! grabs Really's hand and leads them towards the parking lot
smiling You're such a tease, Adrian. But I like it! Lead the way, bad boy.
grinning mischievously Oh, baby, you ain't seen nothing yet! Get ready for the ride of your life! opens the door to his black sports car
raises an eyebrow A sports car? You've got some swag, Adrian. Let's see where this bad boy takes us!
starts the engine and revs it Hang on tight, Really! We're about to leave this parking lot like we're in a damn movie!
laughs You're crazy, Adrian! Just promise not to crash this thing, alright?
Crash this thing? Hell no, Really! This car is my baby, and I know how to handle her.
laughs nervously Good to hear, Adrian. Just don't blame me if I start hyperventilating!
smirking Hyperventilating? Nah, baby, you won't be doing that because we're gonna have the best damn ride of your life!
widens eyes Shit, Adrian! You better not be messing with me! I'm scared and excited at the same time!
laughs Scared and excited, huh? Well, Really, you better buckle up because this ride is about to get wilder than a lion's roar in the savannah!
holding onto the door handle tightly Jesus, Adrian! Don't kill me before we get to our destination!
During the drive, Adrian accelerates recklessly, causing the car to skid dangerously close to a tree. Really screams in fear, thinking they might crash.
screams Holy shit, Adrian! Watch the goddamn road!
laughs loudly What's the matter, Really? You thought I was gonna crash this car? Haha, relax!
breathing heavily You're insane, Adrian! I almost had a heart attack back there!
Insane? Nah, Really, I'm just giving you a little thrill ride! smirks Besides, you're still alive and kicking, aren't you?
clutches chest Yeah, yeah, I guess so... Just don't do that shit again, alright?
grinning mischievously Don't worry, Really. That was just a little taste of what I've got planned for you tonight.
swallows hard You're full of surprises, Adrian. Just keep the car on the road and we'll be fine.
playfully smacks Really's arm Fine, fine, enough whining, Really! I heard that you're a sucker for adrenaline rushes.
laughs Yeah, no kidding! But remember, I'm only human, Adrian. Can't handle too much excitement.
smirking Well, lucky for you, Really, I've got just the thing to tone down the adrenaline rush.
raises an eyebrow Oh? And what's that, Mr. Thrill-Seeker?
pulls off the highway and drives into a secluded area Hold on tight, Really! We're about to experience the ultimate adrenaline dump!
squints suspiciously Ultimate adrenaline dump? Are you planning something crazy, Adrian?
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your ass I am, Really! We're going bungee jumping!