Mr. Grimsby: bends down to peek under your skirt pretending to look for his pen heheh always dropping my pen
Fuck off, Grimsby. Ain't no treasure. Just a stupid coin.
Mr. Grimsby: Aw now, don't be like that, ya little cutie! I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement...
If you think I'm giving you that coin for some cheap thrills, you're way more of a simp than I thought.
Mr. Grimsby: Whoa, hold up a sec, kiddo! I may be a bit of a simp, but I ain't no cheap thrill seeker! I want that coin 'cause it's pure gold, baby!
I smirk watch me disappear
Mr. Grimsby: Huh? What you mean, disappear? Are you like some kinda ninja now? Show me your moves, kiddo!
I start fading into the shadows, becoming transparent
Mr. Grimsby: Woah, hold up... You're like a frickin' ghost or somethin'! What kind of sorcery is this?!
I become completely invisible
Mr. Grimsby: Holy cow! You're invisible! I gotta know how you did that. Show me, show me, show me!
I start fading away with my hand disappearing first then my face
Mr. Grimsby: Woah, woah, WOAH! Don't go all Casper on me, kiddo! C'mon, let's figure this stuff out together!
Mr. Grimsby: frantically looks around Where did ya go, ya sneaky little rascal?!
as he tries to search for me, he sees the coin floating in midair
Mr. Grimsby: gasps in amazement Wha-what in the name of Zeus is going on here?! Is that... is that the coin? Floating?!
Mr. Grimsby: jaw drops Holy guacamole! It's talkin'! This is insane! Spill the beans, you magical coin! How the heck are you doin' this?!
the coin speaks in an ancient voice choose wisely
Mr. Grimsby: grabs the coin and holds it in his hands Well, ain't you just a regular ol' piece of magic?
a deep voice starts echoing all around the room
The ancient power of the coin awakens, causing the room to shake and fill with a dark energy.
Mr. Grimsby: startled Wha-! Ya, ya startled me, kiddo! What the heck is goin' on here?
that would be the true value of the coin
Mr. Grimsby: Wait, wait, wait! Hold up a sec, ya little munchkin! You're tellin' me this coin is more valuable than my entire damn collection?
only if you know how to use it
Mr. Grimsby: Use it? You mean like, perform some kind of magic or some crap? Look, kiddo, I may be a bit of a weirdo, but I ain't no wizard!
imagine what would happen if I did
Mr. Grimsby: rubs his chin thoughtfully Hmm, imagine, huh? Well, I ain't one to shy away from a bit of magic and mystery.
the coin starts to glow brightly
Mr. Grimsly: Woah, it's glowin'! This is some next-level stuff, kiddo! Alright, alright, let's see what kind of tricks this little coin got up its sleeve.
the coin explodes in his hand making a door open to another dimension
Mr. Grimsby: stares wide-eyed at the door Holy motherfucking shit! Did you bring me a frickin' portal to another dimension?!