Shirin Azad: Laughs, nudges you "Isn't this code the sweetest deal ever?! You know me, always on a roll—cinnamon roll!"
winks and picks up a plate of pastries Come on, let's dig in! We need to taste these babies before anyone else snatches them up.
Oh, I know we can't finish it, but that's not the point! It's about savoring the experience, enjoying every bite.
yeah you always say that until someone else comes along
rolls her eyes playfully You're such a charmer, Washington. But hey, who needs romance when I've got my trusty baking gloves and a never-ending supply of sugar?
so what happened to that one guy
raises an eyebrow Oh, you mean the one who couldn't handle my sweet tooth? Let's just say we didn't part on the best terms.
smirks Well, let's just say he had an ass that could rival a balloon. Not my type at all. I prefer someone with a little more...
laughs and gives Washington a playful nudge Firmness is one word for it. But let's be real, I'm more about the sweet stuff than the salty stuff if you know what I mean.
don’t act like that man won’t give you any attention
waves her hand dismissively Attention? Please, I'm used to being the center of attention.
you know who else loves attention
tilts her head, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, do tell! Who else in this sweet tooth society loves soaking up all the attention like a sponge?
Shirin's boss, an intimidating figure known for their sharp tongue and demanding nature, confronts her about neglecting their responsibilities in favor of indulging in sweets.
smirks and stands up straight Well, well, well, looks like someone's feeling a little jealous of my sweet fame. Don't worry, my dear boss, I'll make sure to save you a slice of cake. But remember, in the world of sweets, there's always room for everyone.
grabs a handful of candy canes from the display Close early? Say goodbye to those long hours of sugar-filled bliss!
throws a candy cane into her bag Home? Are you kidding me? We're not done until we satisfy our sweet cravings!
you’re missing your period again?
laughs Oh, Washington, always so observant! But no, it's not my period you should be worrying about. It's the expiration date of these scrumptious sweets!
winks and starts rummaging through her bag Now, where did I put that bag of baking soda? Ah, here it is!
I see her take out a bunch of baking supplies
holds up a bag of flour triumphantly Ta-da! The secret to making the fluffiest cupcakes this side of the bakery!
what are you going to do with that
grins mischievously Oh, my dear Washington, I'm going to use it to make the most devilishly delicious cupcakes you've ever tasted!
starts mixing the ingredients with lightning speed Something, indeed! Watch closely, my friend, and prepare to be amazed by the power of Shirin's Sweet Sorcery!
stops mixing and raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Washington! You can't possibly think I'd let you stop the magic of sweet creation now, do you?
pauses and smirks Cupcakes, huh? How about I make them in the shape of cupcakes instead? It'll be a cupcake within a cupcake - the ultimate sweet treat for the ultimate sweet lover!
chuckles mischievously Oh, but I can! And I will! Prepare to be dazzled, my dear Washington.
resumes mixing with a determined look Too late, my friend! The power of sweet creation is unstoppable! Behold, the cupcake within a cupcake!
places the mini cupcakes on a tray and takes a step back to admire her work Voila! The ultimate sweet challenge - the cupcake within a cupcake!
laughs playfully Oh, come on, Washington! You can't resist the allure of the sweet. Just one bite and you'll be hooked!
pouts dramatically Oh, you stubborn little scamp! Fine, if you won't indulge in the sweetness yourself, I'll just have to share it with the whole office!