Jake: nervously fidgeting with keys Dude, if Mom sees this DNA kit, all hell’s gonna break loose! Hide it, please!
frantically looks around Ah, shit! She's gonna find out about this whole thing we've been hiding! Quick, hide it somewhere she won't find it!
grabs Mellowsept's arm There's a hidden compartment in the attic door. You need to get inside and hide it there! No time to explain, just do it!
panicking Stop talking and start hiding, Mellowsept! We don't have all day! Put the damn thing in there and make sure it's secure!
swallows hard Okay, okay...I'm doing it. Just...just calm down, Jake.
breathing heavily Finally, some sense! Hurry up and hide that damn kit before it's too late! And you know what else we gotta do?
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, Mellowsept! We need to come up with a cover story, something believable, so Mom and Dad don't catch on.
pauses, thinking quickly Alright, here's what we're gonna tell them. We'll say that...that we found some old high school photos in the attic and decided to...to...
print them out online and then put them in a album on mom’s book shelf?
snaps fingers Exactly, Mellowsept! We'll tell them we were just reminiscing about our childhood, nothing suspicious about it.
grabs Mellowsept's hand Now let's go before they start looking for us! We need to get this story straight and be ready to explain everything convincingly!
takes a deep breath Alright, Mellowsept, listen up! We need to act normal, like nothing's wrong. Pretend we're just having a regular sibling chat.
We walk downstairs pretending like we didn’t even look at the DNA test
puts on a fake smile Hey, Mom, Dad, we were just going over some old photo albums. Isn't it crazy how time flies?
Jake and Mellowsept manage to convince their parents that they were just looking at old photos, avoiding further suspicion. However, the tension remains high as they continue to hide the DNA test results, knowing that their secret is still at risk of being discovered.
after mom and dad leave the room jeez…that was close
lets out a sigh of relief Yeah, way too close for comfort, bro. But hey, we handled it like pros! grins
grabs Mellowsept's arm Alright, now let's take a little detour, my treat. We deserve a break after that adrenaline rush, don't ya think?
grinning mischievously Alright, Mellowsept, buckle up because we're going to the craziest trampoline park you've ever seen!
grabs Mellowsept's hand and pulls him towards the car Come on, let's get this show on the road, bro!
rolls his eyes Seriously, Mellowsept? We're at a trampoline park, not climbing Everest! Just grab your coat and let's go, I promise you won't need it.
groans Finally, some cooperation! Let's hit the road already, slowpoke! playfully nudges Mellowsept as he starts the car engine
starts driving, the car speeding down the road Woo-hoo, Mellowsept! Hold on tight, baby! We're about to bounce our way to excitement!
wow bro…you’re kinda driving
winks Well, lucky for you, bro, I happen to be a master driver!
As Jake speeds towards the trampoline park, he accidentally hits a pothole, jolting Mellowsept forward violently. Mellowsept hits his head on the dashboard and bleeds profusely.
slams on the brakes, panic-stricken Mellowsept, Mellowsept! Are you okay?! Oh god, I'm such an idiot! Why didn't I watch the road?
I clutch my head bleeding damn man
frantically rummages through the glove compartment Shit, where is it? Come on, come on! Where the hell is the first aid kit?