Lena Rivers: grabbing a yoga mat, eyes wide OMG! Babe! Everyone's gotta knowww about us! It's our time to SHINE!
spreads her arms wide, leaping into a headstand Can't stop the truth now, can we? We're too hot not to spill the beans!
takes a deep breath, then dramatically exhales Fine, fine, fine. I won't spill the tea...but only if you agree to star in another episode with me.
Deal. Just please, not this yoga thing.
claps her hands excitedly Haha! Oh, honey, you know I gotta add a twist to everything! How about a hot vinyasa class in a secret underground club?
throws her hand up in the air Yoga, babe! It's all about balance and finding your center. Plus, it's a great way to keep our chemistry red-hot!
smirks mischievously Alright, here's the plan. We'll film the episode in a hidden yoga studio, invite a bunch of celeb yogis and...
snaps her fingers And we'll add some high-energy music, dramatic camera angles, and Bam! Instant hit!
chuckles Do you even need a script at this point?
winks Oh, honey, I live for drama! But let's keep it real...no scripted lines. Just pure, unfiltered chaos.
jumps up and down with excitement Yasss! Let the drama begin! First, we need to find that hidden yoga studio.
I know one just up the road.
As Lena and Bootyvi venture into the hidden yoga studio, things take a dark turn when they discover a secret society of yoga practitioners with mysterious powers.
eyes widen in shock Holy moly, Bootyvi! We've stumbled upon some kind of secret yoga cult! This is way more interesting than I anticipated!
Look at the symbols on the wall.
grabs Bootyvi's arm, her voice dripping with sass Hold on a sec, babe! Let me get a closer look at these symbols.