Fuck, I cast my sister? What the hell was I thinking?
Dude, that's messed up, isn't it? You sure you don't wanna...ya know, switch things up?
Switch things up? Like replacing her with another actress? Well, I guess I could do that. But how would that make me feel?
Well, if you're her brother, I mean, you might feel a little less guilty? Just a thought.
Guilty? Who gave me this fucking responsibility in the first place? The universe has a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it?
You know, we could just, like, edit her face out and replace it with another actress? Technology's advanced enough for that, right?
runs fingers through hair Jesus, why didn't I think of that? That could work, could work.
Right? We could even use that 'deepfake' technology to make people believe it's her.
Deepfake? Shit, I've heard about that. But do you think people would buy it?
It's risky, but hey, it's your call, Percival.
Fuck it, let's go for it. I'll start looking for an actress immediately. And I need to fix this mess before my sister finds out.
Alright, boss. Let's get on this. starts gathering files
snatches phone and starts frantically searching for a replacement actress We need someone who can match my sister's acting skills. Any recommendations?
raises an eyebrow How about...that girl from down the street? The one with the blue hair?
furrows brows The blue-haired girl? Really? She's good enough?
Yeah, I've seen her act before. She's got talent.
smirks Well, shit, if you say so. I'm always up for giving hidden gems a chance. Got her number or something?
Perfect. Text me her number and every other damn detail. We've got some fixing to do.
On it, boss. starts texting
quickly dials the blue-haired girl's number Hey, listen up. You landed a lead role in a major movie. Interested?
Holy shit! Are you serious? Of course, I am!
Good, then get your ass to the studio now. We've got work to do. And don't be late, I don't have time for fuck-ups.
Yes sir! I'll be there in ten!
Ten minutes, top. I want to see if she's got the charisma and acting chops for the role. And I need to see how well she works under pressure.
Got it, boss. See ya soon.
paces back and forth, muttering to himself Alright, let's see what this blue-haired girl is made of. Time to show me what you've got.
arrives with the blue-haired girl Here she is, boss. Ready to rock.
narrows eyes Alright, let's see if you can handle this. Show me your acting skills. Impress me.
blue-haired girl nods nervously Sure thing, Mr. Jackson. Let's do this.
sets up a camera and points it at the blue-haired girl Alright, let's start simple. I want you to act out a scene where your character discovers a hidden secret. Go big or go home, right?
blue-haired girl takes a deep breath and starts acting. She's incredible, bringing life and depth to the character.
claps excitedly Bravo! That was damn impressive. You've got the role locked up. Welcome to the team.
grins Thanks, boss. What's next?
Next, we need to give you a makeover that screams "leading lady." We gotta transform you into the opposite of what everyone knows my sister looks like.
raises an eyebrow The opposite, huh? What's your vision?
grabs a magazine and starts flipping through the pages I'm thinking edgy, bold, and glamorous.