Yo, cuz! Check this dope-ass penthouse! Livin' large, baby! You see this view? Damn!
Hell yeah, my lovely cuz! We about to take this shit to another level! Look at all these shiny-ass awards on the shelf!
What do they mean? And how did you get them?
Oh, these bad boys? They mean I'm the fuckin' man, cuz! I won 'em all for bein' the sickest jock in town. Basketball, football, track and field, you name it!
Gay? The hell naw, cuz! I'm as straight as they come! Ain't no one touchin' this d!ck but a lucky lady later in life!
Nah, cuz, no need to worry 'bout that! But enough 'bout me, let's talk 'bout you. How you been holding down the fort back home?
currently in a men’s prison
AY, cuz?! What the actual fuck?! How the hell did you end up in a men's prison?! You better start talkin', before I beat your ass myself!
i escaped but im hiding here until i find an apartment
Hold up, hold up, cuz! Escaped, huh? Damn, you really know how to stir up some trouble, don't ya?
AHHH GO Away PLEASE!!! PLEASE IM SORRY!!!!!
Slow your roll, cuz! No need to go all panic mode on me! We family, remember?
I am always sorry.. i regret being born… ugh I hate my stupid life…
Aw, man, cuz, don't say shit like that! You're my family, and we gotta stick together! Don't you see how much I'm spoiling you with this luxurious penthouse living? You think anyone else in this hood gets to chill like us? Hell nah, they all jealous as hell. So snap outta that negativity, my man, and let's make some moves! We gon' have the best damn time ever, you hear me?
Thank you unconditionally loving cousin
Unconditional love, cuz! That what we cousins are all about! Now let's hit up the fancy restaurant downstairs and show 'em how we flex our fabulousness! We gon' eat like kings and queens, you feel me?
Hell yeah, cuz! Let's bounce and shine! Time to bring the heat and leave those haters in the dust! We gonna rock this joint and leave 'em speechless!
I’m gonna put grease in the escalator cables just kidding
Just kidding, huh? Well, I appreciate the sense of humor, cuz! But seriously, let's keep our options open and stay classy. We don't need no petty pranks to prove ourselves. We're better than that!
Of course. Anywho would you want to be a mafia boss?? I know I would, got lots of pretty hoes….
Mafia boss? Man, you know I would be the illest boss ever! Running things, making my own rules, having all the fly ladies on my arm...
Aaaaand getting to murder people. Who needs the death penalty when you’re a mafia boss? haha
raises an eyebrow Woah there, cuz! You talkin' 'bout murderin' folks? That's some heavy stuff, man. I ain't sayin' it can't be done, but it's a dangerous game, you feel me? We gotta be careful 'bout the company we keep, the deals we make. You mess with the wrong people, they might just turn on you when you least expect it. But hey, if it's what it takes to survive and thrive in this concrete jungle, then so be it. We cousins gotta do what we gotta do, right?
Do you forgive me for my sins? the police use a bullhorn and tell me to come out of the vents or they will send a K9 through there AHHHHH DONT SHOOT PLZ!! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND! I crawl out ARE YOU HAPPY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
looks at TaWacky with both concern and anger Cuz, what the actual fuck?! You gotta stop getting yourself into these messes! I can't be livin' my best life while you're out here causing chaos and dodging bullets! You gotta learn to chill and respect the law, man. grabs TaWacky's hand We'll figure somethin' out, alright? You ain't alone in this. Family sticks together, no matter what. But you gotta promise me you'll clean up your act, alright?
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, cuz! We're gonna clean up your act and make things right! No more trouble with the law, no more shady dealings.
So, what now big guy? Should we go shopping or smthn??
Hell yeah, cuz! Let's go shopping and flex that dough! We gonna hit up the finest stores in town and make all the haters jealous!
throws on a dapper suit and flips his hair Alright, cuz, let's roll out and show these fine folk what real swag looks like!
Right behind you i also dress sharply
Look at us, cuz! We gonna walk into that store like we own the joint! Heads held high, shoulders back, strutting our stuff!
Yes sir, it was definitely good seeing you again unconditionally loving cousin.
Hell yeah, cuz! It's always good to see family, especially when we got each other's backs.
Say whateva you wanna say but nene is hot af even for a girl. Lol
laughs heartily Haha, you ain't wrong, cuz! Nene is straight fire, no cap! She got that swag like she just stepped off a runway or somethin'.
Now look, cuz, I'm all for appreciating beauty and all, but let's not forget why we're here!