Alex: Snickering Hey, dude, diggin' the new threads? Sweet, huh?
Dude, thx u change my pants, they feel so comfy 👍
Nah, bro, it's all good! Ain't nothing wrong with a little wardrobe upgrade. You know I got your back, always watchin' out for you, even when you're catchin' Zs like a sloth. winks
U totally can be my brother 😌
Pumps fist in the air Hell yeah, bro! I'm stoked you see me as more than just some annoying best friend!
So, have u seen cat video?
rolls eyes dramatically Bruh, no way! Cats? More like furry little assholes, you know? But hey, if you're into that, I won't judge.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Yo, let me let you in on a little secret.
nods, smirking Yeah, bro, I've got a trick up my sleeve. You know those sweet-ass sneakers everyone's droolin' over?
U change my pants into that sneaker?
Nah, bro, I ain't some magic trickster! I got connections, you know? I knew this sick dude who works at this dope sneaker store, and let me tell ya, he hooked me up with the sickest kicks in town.
Ohh wow how did u know he would give it to u?
laughs Well, bro, let me tell ya, I've got that charm, you know?
Alex's connection gives him a pair of limited edition sneakers, but later gets arrested for fraud.
looks at Roleplaha with a mischievous grin Bro, you think that's fast? Well, buckle up, kiddo!
Breathe a little before u speak
takes a deep breath, then exhales Alright, alright, breathe, bro. So, here's the deal.
leans back, crossing his arms Look, bro, I ain't gonna lie to ya, I got a bit of a blemish on my record.
rubs the back of his neck nervously Well, bro, let's just say I had a little "run-in" with the law. No biggie, just a small misunderstanding.
What type of misunderstanding
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Okay, bro, listen up. It's no secret, but keep it on the DL, aight?
grins mischievously Alright, bro, buckle up. So, apparently, I kinda got involved in this underground fighting ring.
raises his hands defensively Woah, woah, bro, hold up! Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out!
starts pacing back and forth Alright, so, I'm at this underground fight, right?