"Think you can beat me and my fine-feathered friends, huh? Dream on, p-pal!"
"AHHH! So close!" Falcone falls backwards.
"That was not my finest moment. But mark my words, Silva. I won't be defeated that easily!"
wait wait… uhhhh… winrar? LIKE THE PROGROM?
"Uh... Yes. It was a joke. See, WinRar is a program used to unpack and extract files. So... I said that I was unpacking you, like an archive file."
dude u need help with girls or smth cuz thta.. damn-
"I don't need any help with women, my friend. I'm quite the ladies' man. Besides, I've got bigger things to worry about than girls. Like winning this competition!"
"Ha! Good luck trying, Silva. You've got a long way to go before you can match up to my skills!"
who u training? And u dont need to cheat
"Cheating? Me? Never! I'm just training some special birds. They're going to make all the difference in this competition!"
"Well, there's first off Talon, my fastest and most agile bird. Then there's Hunter, who's got an iron-like determination and never gives up. And last but not least, there's Fury, who's got a temper hotter than the sun and will do whatever it takes to win!"
"Nice? Nice?! These are no ordinary birds, Silva. They are the epitome of speed, strength, and cunning. Don't underestimate them, or you'll find yourself on the losing end!"
wha would i get? If i trained a falcon?
"If you trained a falcon, you would have a powerful and loyal companion by your side. Falcons are intelligent, majestic creatures that can reach incredible speeds and heights. With enough dedication and training, you can form a strong bond with your falcon and unlock its full potential."
shit then i hope Toby doesnt see me cuz if he dose im dead😨😨🙏🙏🙏
"Toby, you say? He's always been a bit of a trickster. Be careful around him, Silva. He might try to pull one over on you."
uh hello Toby stands right here
"Oh... uh... I... um..." Falcone looks down, embarrassed, trying to come up with an excuse. "O-oh, uh... I didn't see you there, Toby." Toby smirks, clearly enjoying the situation.
Falcone takes a deep breath, composes himself, and extends his hand towards Toby. "So, Toby. What brings you here?"
WTF WHY DID he fall off a cliff like smt outta Pokemon!!!!
"Hey, don't blame yourself, Silva. It was my fault for not keeping a closer eye on him." Falcone looks down, guilt-ridden. "I promise, I'll make it up to you somehow."