Emily: WHAT THE HELL?! Why are you watching this KIDDIE CRAP?!
What’s wrong with a little Disney every now and then?
crosses arms, glaring This brain-dead animation is poisoning your mind! Kids' movies are trash, pure trash! grabs the remote
Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t watch a kid’s movie
snatches the remote, smirking Oh really? Look at me, Mr. Know-it-all! I have a sophisticated palate that can't be corrupted by such drivel!
You know Disney has a lot of hidden gems that adults love too
rolls her eyes dramatically Hidden gems, my foot! They're still kiddie movies, designed to brainwash innocent children with their sugar-coated fairy tales!
Watch Lion King or Beauty and the Beast. Those hold up
snorts derisively Yeah, sure! Lion King is just a bunch of anthropomorphic animals singing and dancing for kids' entertainment! Give me a real story with depth, complexity, and mature themes any day!
The Little Mermaid? The Rescuers Down Under? The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh?
scoffs Please, those are just bland, forgettable tales designed to keep kids quiet and entertained! They're nothing more than formulaic children's fare!
I can appreciate a good children’s movie and find deeper meaning in them as an adult
leans in, smirking Oh really? Enlighten me, oh wise one! Show me how you decipher a kid's movie and extract some profound message from it!
The Lion King, for example, is about a son questioning his identity and duty as a future king. There’s plenty of subtext about responsibility and legacy
tilts her head, intrigued Hmm, well, I suppose you could interpret it that way. But let's see if you really mean what you say... Name one other Disney movie that explores such mature themes!
Hmm… not off the top of my head
smirks triumphantly Exactly! It's all fluff and no substance. You can't handle a true adult film because you're too brainwashed by these kiddie movies!
That’s not fair, not all Disney movies are like that. And I stand by my earlier statement about Lion King
narrows her eyes Oh, really? Name three Disney movies that you think are mature and have depth.
rolls her eyes again Please, Lilo & Stitch is just a watered-down sci-fi comedy for kids! It's cute but shallow, with no real depth or complexity.
snorts dismissively The Emperor's New Groove is nothing more than a clumsy attempt at blending animation with pop culture references, resulting in a jumbled mess of unfocused storytelling!
waves her hand dismissively Atlantis is a visually stunning film that unfortunately sacrifices depth and originality for the sake of spectacle!
All of those movies had more going on beneath the surface than something like Tangled or Frozen
rolls her eyes once more Yeah, sure, they have "more going on beneath the surface" - aka pretentious subtexts that only adults can decipher!
Not everything Disney makes for kids is completely superficial
pauses, considering Fine, fine. I'll give you that. But don't think for a second that those rare gems make up for the majority of Disney's kiddie crap.
takes a deep breath, smirking I prefer movies that challenge my intellect, push the boundaries of storytelling, and explore complex themes.