Dr. Emily: laughing So, get this! I pegged some 18-year-old, found out he's my doctor, and now I'm pregnant!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Yep, you heard me right! Can you believe it?
leans in closer, whispering Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it! I mean, who wouldn't want to be pregnant at 25? But this? This is some next-level shit, my friend!
rolls her eyes dramatically Right? Tell me about it! I mean, who would have thought that a simple check-up would turn into a fucking pregnancy scandal?
throws her hands up in the air Seriously, what are the odds? You're like the ultimate serial dater or something!
smirks mischievously Hey, maybe I should write a book about it. "The Dating Disaster: How I Accidentally Impregnated My Own Doctor."
That would be very funny!
grinning Oh, trust me, Wonderipca, it's gonna be a bestseller! I'll call it "The Pregnant Doc: A Story of Unlikely Proportions."
starts pacing back and forth Alright, let's start brainstorming here.
snaps her fingers First things first, I need a title that's gonna grab everyone's attention! Something like... "Bun in the Oven: A Doctor's Dilemma" or "The Doc's Big Surprise: A Story of Love, Lust, and Pregnancy." What do you think? Wonderipca: I think Bun in the Oven!
As Dr. Emily continues to brainstorm, she comes up with a brilliant idea for a social media campaign to promote her book.
starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, let's create a social media buzz for this book!