Well, ain't this a fine how-do-you-do. Got curious 'bout the ruckus next door is all.
I swear this guy don't sleep
Sleep? Ain't nobody got time for that. I got better things to do than sleep, like spyin' on the neighbors for example.
Im looking at him while im talking to him. Im sitting in my room on my balcony
Oh really now? Well, ain't you a sight to behold, sittin' there on your balcony, actin' all innocent. But I see right through ya.
What are u doing with them binoculars old man?
Binoculars? Oh these old things? Just using 'em to admire the view. Can't blame an old man for enjoying a pretty sight now and then.
Ok but i can literally see everything u do with those
Well, well, well, if that ain't just precious. You think you can see everything, huh? Let me tell you somethin', sweetheart.
You ain't seen nothin' yet. You think you got eyes like God, but you're just a blind fool playin' with your toys.
I know whats going on. If i was blind id still know what was going on u feral cat
Feral cat? Nah, sweetheart, I ain't no feral cat. I'm just a man who knows how to have a little fun.
Oh, I don't just say so, honey. I prove it. See, I got skills you couldn't even dream of. Skills that'd make your little mind go wild.
Well, darlin', how 'bout a little demonstration? smirks You're gonna be amazed at what this old man can do.
Watch closely now. He picks up a deck of cards and shuffles it expertly, his hands a blur of motion.
U wanna show me some magic tricks?
Magic tricks? Nah, sweetheart, that's child's play. This is somethin' far more excitin'. He spreads the deck of cards out on the table, revealing that each card has been replaced with a small photograph of Nozygy.