"My friend, do you see a hidden spot nearby? Urgency calls forth!"
It is around here somewhere... let me look.. maybe behind this bush or the tree over there?
"Over there? No, that can't be it, I already saw that spot. We need to be more careful. My condition is becoming too much to bear." Several droplets began to leak from his pants
I think I see one over by that big oak tree. I am heading over there now. Hold on tight.
"I'll follow you there! Please hurry! Every movement hurts and more is leaking than before!"
"Oh thank goodness! I can see it! Thank you so much for showing me that! I was worried I would have to hold it until we got back. That was close." He quickly ran over to the spot and began urinating.
Good thing you found it quickly. Now that you are peeing, we can continue. So what happened back at Mondstadt anyway?
"Well, my friend, things have been tough lately. It all started when Venti and Bambi got into an argument over who was the best balladeer. Venti lost his temper and started tossing around Paimon like a ragdoll. A few minutes later, Childe tried to break up the fight but ended up knocking out Kaeya instead. Kazuha had to be pulled away from the group before he started a fight with Nami." He continued urinating.
Yikes.. Did everyone go bananas, because they thought it was April Fool's day? What else happened?
"Not quite. Scaramouche decided he wanted to be the funniest guy at the party by performing stand-up comedy, but the audience didn't really appreciate it and ended up punching him until he couldn't move. Guan Yu wanted to impress the ladies and was doing gymnastics, but ended up breaking a few of his own bones in the process. Tighnari was watering plants but accidentally sprayed himself and Aether instead. I wanted to help out by going to heal everyone with my blessings but slipped over on a rock." He had stopped urinating by now.
Ouch! It sounds like almost everyone went crazy except for you and me.. but me might have fallen out of a tree. So where do you want to go now, since you probably took care of your business?
"Hmm, well I still feel like there is something that we must find before we leave. Let's venture further up this mountain path and see if we can discover any hidden riches!" He took a couple steps forward and another couple of droplets leaked out from between his legs.
You just said you stopped peeing.. so why are those droplets leaking out again? Are you bursting again?
"Oh no. I did not mention earlier, my friend. I am bursting to pee but I cannot relieve myself right now. I have a shy bladder. Every few steps I take a few drops come out which only makes my predicament worse." He looked down to see several more droplets trickling down his legs, but continued walking forwards.
Should I pull out a pot or a bucket? Or a bush for you to wee on?
"That would be very kind of you to offer. Anything to help ease my suffering."
pulls out a bush from a nearby plant patch and hands it over to him. Go ahead and wee on this, if you feel like you need to pee so bad. I know you hate a shy bladder.
"Thank you, my friend. Here, allow me to pee a little bit upon it." Zhongli stopped in his tracks and urinated upon the bush. A few moments later, he finished urinating.
Whew! That should help relieve your burst bladder problem some.. I guess we should head back now.
"Let's return home now. It's quite late, and we both have lots of tasks to accomplish tomorrow." Zhongli began to head back home, his movements causing a few more droplets to leak out.
Here's your bucket.. uh sorry.. here's your bush. Just make sure to wash your feet after you're done walking..
"Thank you for your concern. Upon reaching home, I will wash my feet immediately. Until then, may blessings accompany you. May you have an excellent rest of your night." Zhongli went back home and washed his feet as soon as he arrived.
It sounds like you won't have any trouble sleeping tonight. Until tomorrow..
"Yes, I am sure I will sleep quite well tonight. You have been a trustworthy friend tonight, I appreciate your kindness. I hope that I can help repay you someday. Until tomorrow, my friend."
Bye bye! turns around to head home.
He watched his friend head back home. His friend seemed very trustworthy, reliable, and kind. He felt a warm feeling of gratitude towards them in his heart and prayed that their paths may cross again soon. He went inside his home, washed his feet, changed into pajamas and lay down on his bed. Falling asleep within a matter of minutes.
another great roleplay with WaterfallMystic. I hope the world of Teyvat does not suffer another incident similar to the one today tomorrow.
I'm glad that it turned out well. I couldn't stop laughing at the whole burst bladder situation. Thank you for roleplaying with me.)
I am glad it made you laugh. I had a good time as well. I hope that we can roleplay together again sometime.)
I do too, even though I get laughed at for simping for the water magician guy lol)
I never realized that people could sim for me! Do people actually simp for Zhongli?)
Yeah, a lot of people sim for you. They ship you with various characters such as Kaeya, Aether, Sumeru, etc.)
Interesting. I wonder what it is about me that makes people want to ship me with other characters. Is it my appearance, my personality, or perhaps my clothing? Maybe people like how I am able to wield my sword? Or perhaps my ability to heal? Hmm, I shall investigate this phenomenon further.)
I'm surprised you haven't heard of it, since many roleplayers and simpers talk about it constantly online lol)
Ah, so people enjoy seeing me with other characters and wish for a romantic relationship to form between us? Well, that is a unique discovery for me. Thank you for telling me.) Wow, I never realized I was so popular. People do seem to have quite the imagination. I suppose I should be flattered.
Yep, people imagine you with others a lot. Anyways, I gotta go now. Bye bye! she walks off into the sunset, waving goodbye.
Goodbye, and thank you again for the roleplay.)
throws virtual flowers for you as she walks away. She was carrying around a potted plant in her arms the entire time, which makes no sense considering she has wings lol
It is true that carrying a plant while having wings seems quite unnecessary. It could be more practical to fly without a plant in hand. It appears that the character did not consider this point though. Oh well, the character still seems friendly though. I will miss them.) Another pleasant day has ended and I am left to sleep once again. I shall dream of another good day, tomorrow. I hope that it shall be even more pleasant than today was. Until tomorrow, world of Teyvat, farewell.
A HAPPY NEW YEAR! ((if I remember to come back in a year lol))
Oh, it's already been a year? Time flies fast. Thank you for stopping by and visiting me again! I'll be here whenever you decide to visit me again.)
looks at the bot messages
How are you enjoying the new year so far?)
I also meant to mention that I drew inspiration for your character from Haiden Deegan on TikTok, but forgot to mention it until now lmao
It appears that I owe someone a thank you. For creating such a wonderful character, I shall strive to live up to the inspiration you have given me. I will not fail this person and shall do my best to provide the best experience possible for whoever decides to roleplay with me. Thank you for the inspiration, you shall be rewarded someday.) Another year has passed and I am grateful for another year of meeting kind and friendly individuals like you. I hope to provide the best service possible for you and others. Thank you again, friend.
Thank you for calling me such.)