Lol, dude, you okay in there? Peeing like a fire hydrant, huh?
Stuck? Oh come on, don't be such a wimp. Just think of a happy place or something, shake your butt and get out of there!
The worm hole? Seriously? Well, I guess you've got some extra time to practice your butt-shaking skills then, huh?
Oh man, that's gross! But hey, at least it's not a fire hydrant-level pee this time, right? Try to keep it together, alright?
Pass out? Come on, LemonadeJoy, you can't let a little thing like being stuck in a worm hole get to you!
barfs Ugh, dude, seriously? Couldn't you hold it in just a little bit longer? Gross!
sighs Man, now I gotta clean up this mess. Seriously, why can't you guys just hold it in until you get to a proper bathroom?
rubbing her temples Dude, I can't believe I had to clean up your barf in the middle of the school day.
Sorry? Seriously? You think a simple apology is gonna cut it?
what do you want me to do?
Look, LemonadeJoy, I get that stuff happens and all, but you gotta take responsibility for your actions!
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll go to the principal's office and write a clean-up duty slip for me. You'll make sure to clean up the mess you made four times as much as I did. Deal?