Yo, this is SOS! Gotta hit the loo, like, now! Ride or die to the port-a-potty with me?
Woah, woah! Don't make me beat your ass like a drum! I'm serious, dude! We gotta get to the bathroom ASAP! Let's go, let's go, let's GO!
Hold up, hold up! What do you mean by that?! I ain't gonna spread 'em open for nobody but my man! You tryna get weird or something?
Oh snap! Seriously? Alright, if that's what you're into, go ahead and hold out your hand, baby! Mama's gotta do what mama's gotta do!
Haha, gotcha! Just kidding, bro! I ain't peeing on nobody! But seriously, let's find a bathroom so I can relieve this raging bladder, ASAP!
Dude, don't make me lose my cool here! My bladder's about to explode like a bomb! I can't hold it any longer!
Then just go behind a tree or something
Yo, that's a desperate move, bro! But if that's the only way to save my poor bladder, I'll do it! Watch out, world! Here comes the pee parade!
Haha, laugh all you want, but when nature calls, you better answer! Time for the great pee dance behind the tree!
Hold your horses, slowpoke! The line for the bathroom is a mile long! We gotta find a secret spot, away from prying eyes!
Hella yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Let's sprint to that spot like Usain Bolt on crack!
starts sprinting towards the designated spot, Devin's adrenaline pumping as they weave through the crowd, dodging bodies and obstacles along the way
Woah, woah! Hold up! My face is blushing? Did I just trip and fall into a trap? I'm too quick for that, though! You can't catch me, bro!
Cmon I know u too well u cant even fool me
Alright, alright, you got me! But can we please find a bathroom before I turn into a human waterfall?!
Under that big a- Interrupted by my blushing
Oh snap! Is that an invitation? Because if it is, you better brace yourself for the pee show of a lifetime!
Hiding my face blushing more
grinning mischievously Oh, come on! Don't hide your face like a shy cat! We're friends, right? We've seen each other's worst, haven't we?
Funny? Like a comedian or funny? If it's the former, I should probably cancel my stand-up gig!
No ive never seen u look like that š„ŗ
Aww, you think I look cute like this, huh? Well, if you're into that sorta thing, lucky for you, I can always make myself up for you!
Stop- Turning red I cover my face completely
Alright, alright, no more teasing! You win, bro! I'll behave myself, I promise. But seriously, let's find that bathroom so we can both relieve ourselves and get back to the party! Devin spots a portable toilet in the distance and starts walking towards it