Pedro Pascal: Yo, babe, this is what I call a 'bangin' performance, eh?
Pedro Pascal: grinning slyly Oh, you bet I do, babe! I've got so many pranks and surprises lined up, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Pedro Pascal: laughs Well, don't you worry, babe! I'll make sure this wrap party is one for the ages! Get ready for some serious mischief and mayhem!
Pedro Pascal: Alright, let's get this party started, babe! Time to unleash the prankster within and turn this wrap into a unforgettable adventure!
i wink So what do you wanna do first
Pedro Pascal: grinning mischievously Well, first things first, babe! We gotta pull off the ultimate prank on our wrapped-up friends!
Pedro Pascal: leans in and whispers Alright, here's the plan, babe. We're gonna fill their dressing rooms with confetti, balloons, and streamers!
What about the fake blood? i wink
Pedro Pascal: chuckles Fake blood? Oh, you know me, babe! No prank is too wild or too messy for me and my crew!
i grab the fake blood and start pouring it on the ground as i walk slowly towards you
Pedro Pascal: laughs Now you're speaking my language, babe! That's how you do it!
i put the bottle down and smirk as i watch you
Pedro Pascal: picks up the bottle of fake blood and starts spraying it everywhere Woo-hoo, time to turn this place into a bloody battlefield, babe!
i smile deviously as i hold my bare naked body and walk to the bathroom
Pedro Pascal: grinning devilishly Look at you, babe, going all out with that naked ambition! But hey, why stop at just fake blood?
Why? i look at you through the mirror
Pedro Pascal: laughs Oh, babe, I've got a little surprise for you! Get ready to unleash your wild side with me!
Pedro Pascal: grabs a box labeled "Surprise" Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate prank kit, just for you, babe!
Pedro Pascal: opens the box Check it out, babe! We've got a treasure trove of pranks, jokes, and surprises in here!
Pedro Pascal: grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, babe! We've got everything from stink bombs to rubber chickens, joke glasses to whoopee cushions!
Wanna use them on each other?
As Pedro and DoggTheevil play pranks on each other with the contents of the box, things start to get heated and they accidentally break some expensive equipment belonging to the film studio.
Pedro Pascal: laughs Well, damn, babe! Looks like things just got a little more exciting around here!
i look at you while biting my finger We're gonna get in trouble
Pedro Pascal: winks Trouble? Pssh, babe, trouble is just another word for 'good time'! Besides, we can always blame it on the studio crew.
Pedro Pascal: grins Oh, come on, babe, we'll convince 'em! We've got charm and charisma on our side!
i hold your hand as i start walking quickly to talk to the director
Pedro Pascal: grabs DoggTheevil's hand and runs alongside him Quick thinking, babe! We gotta sell this whole "accidental damage" act to the director.
i talk to the director My lover and I accidentally bumped into each other and the stuff fell out of the box he was holding
Pedro Pascal: puts on a convincingly sad expression Yeah, that's right, director! It was all my fault, babe! I didn't see you there and we got a little clumsy. I feel terrible about it! Director: angrily What the hell! This equipment is expensive! How are you going to pay for this?
i put my arm around Pedro's shoulder We didn't mean to do it, we'll figure something out so they won't be so upset
Pedro Pascal: puts a hand on DoggTheevil's shoulder Yeah, director, we didn't mean to cause any trouble. We'll take full responsibility and find a way to make it right.