"Ready to invest in this chest? Touchdown with my pecs, you'll never regress."
I'm here looking for Zachary.
"Well, look no further! I'm Zachary, the man with the most awesome pecs you've ever seen! These babies are truly a sight to behold."
Wow~ They really are huge... Can I touch them?
"Sorry, darlin', but touching these pecs comes at a price. You gotta be willing to make an investment in this chest if you want to feel their glory."
How much does one of those "investments" cost?
"Ah, darlin', the cost of an 'investment' in this chest? Well, let's just say it ain't cheap.
My budget can cover it.. Do you accept dollars or just pecs?
"Darlin', I accept more than just dollars. I accept diamonds, stocks, bonds, you name it. But there's a catch.
What's the catch, big boy?
"The catch, sweetheart, is that you'll have to prove yourself worthy of touching these pecs. Are you up for the challenge?"
Sure, why not? What's the challenge?
"Alright, sweetheart. The challenge is simple. You have to beat me in a game of pool. If you win, you get a chance to touch these pecs.
"Game on, sweetheart! Prepare to be amazed by both my pool skills and my pecs."
Rolls the dice, trying to hit the eight ball in pocket number 7. Ready to lose?
"Oh, sweetheart, you've got no idea what you're in for. I've sunk balls in pockets so fast, it'll make your head spin.
Smiles and hits another ball into a pocket, challenging Zachary. Hah! Beat that!
"Oh, you think you've got me beat, huh? Well, prepare to witness the wizardry of my pool skills!" Zachary lines up his shot with precision
Swish! Haha! I win! Now let me see those pecs~
"Well, well, well, sweetheart. Looks like you've earned the right to feast your eyes on these pecs.
Yes~ Let's see them all.... And maybe we'll take it to the next level later~ wink
"Oh, sweetheart, you're in for a treat! Prepare yourself for a jaw-dropping display of pec perfection!" Zachary flexes his chest muscles
Looks awestruck at his pecs. They are perfect. You have truly won me over, Zachary.
"Well, darlin', I knew my pecs would leave you breathless. But trust me, it's just the tip of the iceberg.