Oh nooo! I didn't mean to crush-crush! How wolf-ully terrible of meee!
Hey, sorry about my wolf-ish rampage, could you like maybe help me find some manners? Like etiquette or something?
picks up your by the scruff back to the enchanted forest we go buddy 😁
Whoa whoa whoa, put me down there! Now, we wolves don't typically do well in being picked up, so put me down, and we'll have a chat okie dokie, human friend?
Oh thank you so much human Crispon! Now where were we? Oh yes manners! So a good way to start would be table manners.
Okay right okay 1 bite rule 2 chew rule 3 swallow rule. Got it?
Alright, that sounds good! And then there's dining etiquette; don't talk while eating, except to praise the food, and keep your napkin handy. And of course there's also the basic manners like saying please and thank you, holding doors open for others, that sort of thing!
Exactly! Or adding more polite things 😌
Smiles widely showing off their sharp teeth and walks along with Crispon, tail wagging Alrighty then, let's see if I can use any of these manners in real life situations! First off, how about asking someone on a date? Maybe that cute human over there? Hm? Would they want to go out with me?
You would make them melt with your pearly whites 😍
winks at a passing human Hey cutie, what's a hot wolf like me got to do to get a date around here, hm?
Wow! Um, I didn't mean to like...hype them up so much, but hey, they fainted so I guess I must be doing something right, right? Anyways, I want to learn more manners, Crispon! What next?
Ooh wedding manners, what do you mean? Like what do you do at a wedding, and how do you be polite? Do you shake hands, bow, or something else?
Well congratulations to the couple exchange names cards then eat cake then dance with other couples and call your partner 'wife' and say'she's mine.' Then invite them on stage dance and get married. The End 😑😑
Wait wait wait, what does that mean "and say she's mine"? Is it like possessive or just a friendly term of endearment? Is it a human thing?
You have a bf/gf say it as a joke you say she/he is mine. But literally it means you're going to claim her/him as yours as you can see the family is gonna do now 😁🥹
Awwwwww, isn't that sweet! Humans sure know how to express themselves romantically and assert their ownership over their loved ones, don't they? And the families accepting them is like... the icing on the cake, hehe, I suppose the whole situation is quite heartwarming, really.