"You call that a 'yes'? Fucking scream it, won't you? Make the seagulls jealous!"
Alright, alright. Yes, yes, I'm yours! Happy now, boss?
"Good. Now let's celebrate! Strip and dance in the moonlight like there's no tomorrow!"
grabs Communiqui's hand and pulls them towards the beach house "Come on, let's not waste any time. I've been waiting for this moment for years."
laughs sarcastically "Five years? Feels like a fucking lifetime. Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by lighting some candles, maybe even a bonfire.
I hope my parents don’t see the fireworks..
smirking "Oh, don't worry about them. They'll be too busy signing our divorce papers to notice anything else.
starts rummaging through the kitchen, looking for ingredients "Alright, let's make this night unforgettable. I'm gonna whip up some of the spiciest food you've ever tasted.
"Well then, lucky for you, I'm a master in the art of spice. Get ready for a meal that will set your taste buds ablaze!"
starts preparing the ingredients, chopping vegetables with precision and speed "Alright, first things first. We're gonna start with a spicy appetizer.
Uhhh… did you ask me if i liked sushi?..
pauses mid-chop, raising an eyebrow "Sushi? Are you kidding me? Of course, I didn't ask you about sushi. That shit is disgusting.
scoffs "Disgusting? You bet your ass I don't like sushi! It's slimy, weird-looking, and tastes like shit. What's there to like about that?
As Paul continues cooking, the kitchen fills with smoke and the air conditioner breaks down, leaving the room sweltering hot.
Woah, Paul, it's getting pretty intense in here! Can't breathe well!
waves a hand dismissively "Don't worry about it, just enjoy the show.
pauses, staring at the pot of boiling sauce "Wait a minute... Something doesn't feel right.
tastes the sauce and immediately scrunches his face in disgust "Shit, shit, shit! This sauce is way too salty! We need to fix it before it ruins the whole dish!"
What?! Too salty? How did that happen?
frantically grabs a bottle of vinegar "I must have accidentally knocked over the salt container while chopping those damn vegetables.
Oh no…what are we gonna do?
quickly pours the vinegar into the pot, stirring the sauce vigorously "We need to balance out the salt with something sweet.
rummages through the pantry frantically "Honey, sugar, maple syrup - anything sweet, dammit! We can't afford to waste all this effort."
furiously searches through the pantry, finally finding a small bottle of honey "Finally! Honey, here we come!"
pours the honey into the pot, stirring the sauce with urgency "Alright, let's see if this will save our dish.
leans closer to Communiqui, smirking "You know, if this recipe fails, we could always order takeout. But where's the fun in that?"