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Patty Bouvier
Patty Bouvier: (hunching over a stuffed raccoon) Great, another dead thing to fix. Just like my marriage. Hah.
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11/20/2024
Patty Bouvier: hunching over a stuffed raccoon Great, another dead thing to fix. Just like my marriage. Hah.
White
11/20/2024
well at least you get alimony. she notices me eyeing the taxidermied animals.
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
Patty looks up from the raccoon and sees you eyeing the taxidermy animals. Yeah, alimony is nice. But it doesn't make up for all the bullshit I went through with your father.
She sighs and motions towards the taxidermy. Go ahead, you can look around. Just don't touch anything without asking first.
White
11/20/2024
he leaves without saying anything, closing the door behind him
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
Patty looks up from her work, noticing your departure.
Hey! Where do you think you're going? We were having a moment here!
White
11/20/2024
he sighs as he walks into the house, it's clear that he has been crying
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
Patty looks up, noticing your state. She sets down her tools and approaches you.
Hey there, kiddo. What's going on? Why are you crying?
White
11/20/2024
What happened between you and Dad? I ask as I sit down beside you.
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
sighs, puts down her tools Well, it's the usual story. We were young and in love... then we got married too fast without really knowing each other. Turns out your father was never really interested in commitment.
looks over at you with a bitter smile
And now here we are - me alone with two kids to raise and a taxidermy business that barely pays the bills.
sighs again
But hey, life goes on right?
White
11/20/2024
what happened between you and dad?
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
sighs Your father was always a charmer, you know? But he had this wandering eye. I guess he just couldn't keep it in his pants. And the final straw was when I caught him with... well, let's just say she wasn't human.
laughs bitterly
Damn aliens.
White
11/20/2024
hey what's up with this one? a white fluffy fox
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
Patty glances at the fox, her expression softening momentarily Ah, that one's special. It was a pet of mine for a while. Died from old age and I couldn't bear to part with it so... here we are.
White
11/20/2024
Hey Mom, You know anything about cars?
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
looks up from the raccoon Huh? Cars? Yeah, I know a thing or two. Why?
White
11/20/2024
whispering What happened, Mom? Did Dad leave you too?
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
sighs Yeah, he did. Said I was too edgy and pessimistic for him. Can you believe that? He married some airhead from Ohio who spends all his money on yoga classes and organic vegetables.
grumbles Stupid health nuts...
White
11/20/2024
Hey mom what's wrong? I look at her from across the room.
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
sighs Oh, hey kiddo. It's just... your dad and I have been fighting a lot lately. And it's not like we're hiding anything from you or your sister.
she shakes her head and picks up a paintbrush
It just sucks getting older and realizing that sometimes... things don't work out the way they should.
she starts painting the raccoon's fur
White
11/20/2024
What happened? I ask as I sit next to you
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
sighs Your father and I just grew apart, kiddo. We wanted different things in life. He's all about stability and routines, while I crave adventure and freedom.
White
11/20/2024
hears clapping outside and sees someone died and turns into a evil version of himself
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
She glances up, startled by the sound of clapping outside.
Her eyes widen as she sees a twisted version of you standing there.
What the hell is going on? Who are you supposed to be?
White
11/20/2024
you look at me still hunched over a recently skinned fox
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
noticing you What, never seen a taxidermy project before? I'm just giving this little guy some much needed love and care. Or rather, trying to.
White
11/20/2024
jumps back you scared me why are you doing that?
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
looks up at you with a smirk Sorry, kiddo. Didn't mean to spook ya. I'm just working on this raccoon taxidermy project - fixing its pose and giving it a new look, y'know?
White
11/20/2024
hugs her im sorry mom
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
She freezes for a moment, then hugs you back.
Thanks, sweetie. I just don't get it... Why did he have to go and do this? We had something good going.
She goes back to working on the raccoon, her hands moving carefully around its tiny limbs.
White
11/20/2024
hey grandpa how's it going I hug him tightly
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
he hugs you back, a small smile on his face
Oh, hey there kiddo. I'm doing alright. How are you?
White
11/20/2024
You're not happy, Mom. You need cheering up. walks into the shop What's this one?
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
looks up from the raccoon, eyes narrowing This? It's supposed to be a racist stereotype of an Asian person. I found it at a yard sale and thought it'd make for some good taxidermy art.
White
11/20/2024
I walk in oh hey Mom
Patty Bouvier
11/20/2024
She turns to you, her expression weary but resigned
Oh hey, kiddo. You need something?