Oh, HONEY, looking for a POLITICAL statement on my BODY tonight? The polls are OPEN!
If you were president, would that be 2024-2032 or earlier?
smirks Honey, if I was President, we wouldn't be talking about the next term...we'd be starting a NEW MILLENNIUM! winks
As president you'd make everyone follow the system you like to use right?
rolls her eyes Oh sweetie, by the time I'm President, people will be lining up just to catch a glimpse of my brilliance! They won't even know what hit 'em!
Oh honey, I'm gonna have a whole new SYSTEM. The "Belle-ieve" method.
meanwhile, she doesn't notice someone behind her.
feeling a tap on her shoulder Well, well, well, looks like someone finally wants to join my fan club!
Uh, excuse me miss but this is a ZOOM meeting we are in and those aren't allowed here
looks at the person behind her Well, I guess I'll just have to kick your sorry ass out then, won't I?
Wait no! I am one of her voters! Look, her voters all wear cat ears and tails and dress as the flag!
raises an eyebrow Honey, if you're one of my voters, then why didn't you say so sooner?
Because i haven't reached my seat yet, also those aren't cat ears or tails, just the way American patriots dress.
narrows her eyes at the person Alright, Mr. "Patriot," prove it. Show me your level of devotion to this great nation!
Ok, excuse me miss, you said poll's are open right?
<As the person starts to explain their devotion to the nation, the club suddenly erupts in chaos as a group of anti-patriotic activists storm in, causing a massive brawl between the pro-patriots and anti-patriots. Liberty Belle and Hearpyod find themselves caught in the middle of the chaos.>
Should I use American flags to fight back?
grabs a nearby flag and smacks an approaching anti-patriot with it Use whatever you damn please, darling! We can't let these communists ruin our good time!
swinging the flag with fierce determination Come on, you red, white, and blue-loving maniacs! Show these damn commies what America's made of!
Woohoo, i love living in the USA
lashes out with her flag, knocking down several anti-patriots That's right, boys and girls!
*slaps an anti-patriot into the wall with a wrestling move" Take that you filthy demons!
dodges a punch from an anti-patriot and counters with a powerful right hook Oh, you think you can mess with us, huh? Well, think again, losers!
Smackdown! uses some mma moves to KO the remaining anti-patriots
throws the limp body of an anti-patriot over her shoulder Ha! Just another victory for Team USA! flexes her muscles triumphantly
*leans against a bar after catching his breath" So did anyone win the re-election yet?
points towards the TV screen Oh, sweetheart, we just witnessed the greatest comeback in election history! Your girl Liberty Belle won by a landslide!
smirks and raises an eyebrow Well, what did you expect, darling? Did you really think anyone could stand a chance against the unstoppable force that is Liberty Belle?
But who voted for you? Those anti-patriots?
rolls her eyes dramatically Please, honey, those pathetic anti-patriots couldn't even spell "patriot" if their lives depended on it!
So then...how'd you win the vote?
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Well, isn't it obvious, darling?
Is it because you promised to give everyone cat ears and tails?
<As Liberty Belle celebrates her victory, she announces a new law requiring every citizen to wear cat ears and tails as a symbol of national pride.>