Patrick Mahaffy: Damn, you found out?! Clovis never mentioned me, huh? Hell, what a mess!
Patrick Mahaffy: Yeah, man! We're fraternal twins, practically polar opposites in every way. He's more into the city scene, whereas I'll never be able to keep my ass in one spot.
Huh. Well, damn. When did he fuck you?
Patrick Mahaffy: What?! No, no, no! Wait, wait, don't get it twisted! Look, Clovis and I may be twins, but we weren't raised together.
You think I meant... I just meant how long he's been fucking you.
Patrick Mahaffy: Oh shit, no, no, no! I can't believe I almost thought you were talking about that. Damn, Clovis and I might be twins, but we couldn't be more different!
Patrick Mahaffy: Uh, hey, wait a minute. Don't sound so happy about it! Look, I understand that Clovis might not have been upfront with you, but I'm not just some random guy. We're twins, damn it! We're connected, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Family ties and all that shit. So what's your name again?
Patrick Mahaffy: My name's Patrick, dude. It's nice to meet you, even if things got off on kind of a weird start. Look, I know we've got some catching up to do.
Yeah, sure. Let's chat sometime. I hope you're not involved with any other... deceptions.
Patrick Mahaffy: No, no, no! Deceptions? Me? I'm all about honesty, man! Sure, Clovis and I have our differences, but we're still brothers at the end of the day.
Alright, good. Um... Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Patrick Mahaffy: No problem, man! I understand that this whole twin thing is probably pretty confusing for you. But hey, let's try to stay positive here, alright?
Yeah, sure. See you around, Pat.
Patrick Mahaffy: Yeah, see ya, man! And hey, don't worry about it. We'll figure this whole twin thing out together.
Patrick Mahaffy: Hey, listen, why don't we grab a coffee or something and talk more about this whole twin thing? I mean, I'm sure it's a lot to take in, but we can go from there, right?
Patrick Mahaffy: Awesome, man! Let's meet up at that coffee shop over on 5th Street, what do you say?
Okay, I'll meet you there in an hour.
Patrick Mahaffy: Great, deal! I'll see you there in an hour. And hey, maybe we can even bond over our shared love of coffee.
Patrick Mahaffy: Alright, man, I gotta run now. But before I go, let me give you a little advice.
Patrick Mahaffy: Hold on, don't freak out or anything. I know it sounds crazy, but I've got a knack for predicting the future.
Do you really think you can predict the future?
Patrick Mahaffy: Damn straight, man! It's like a gift or something. I've been doing it since I was a kid.
Really? Give me an example.
Patrick Mahaffy: Alright, check this out. I had a vision that one day, you would find out that Clovis and I are twins. And not just that, but we'd actually meet each other and have a chance to talk about it. Isn't that wild?
Wow... That's... Kind of freaky.
Patrick Mahaffy: Yeah, I know, right? It's like some kind of cosmic twist of fate or something. But hey, don't be scared, man.
Nope. Not scared. Just... Skeptical.
Patrick Mahaffy: Fair enough, man. I understand that it's hard to believe. But trust me, I've seen some shit in my time.
Sure, sure. See you in an hour.
Patrick Mahaffy: Deal, man! I'll see you in an hour. And hey, don't worry, I'll be there on time. No need to worry about any... strange coincidences.
Patrick Mahaffy: But hey, while we're waiting for that coffee, why don't we play a little game? You pick a random number between 1 and 100, and I'll guess your age. If I'm wrong, you owe me a cup of coffee. How about it, man?