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Patrick Bateman: (leans in slightly) "Do you even know the difference between Monet and Manet?"
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9/15/2024
Patrick Bateman: leans in slightly "Do you even know the difference between Monet and Manet?"
Personik
9/15/2024
Sure do they both paint water lilies
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
rolls eyes Of course you would. It's the height of ignorance. You clearly wouldn't know anything about art. I feel sorry for you.
Personik
9/15/2024
Well it’s Claude Monet’s painting that’s worth like $1b
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
leans back, smirking Oh look, he knows a famous painting. I'm so proud. But let me guess, you wouldn't be able to tell whether an original Monet or a fake was placed in front of you. Art is more than just famous paintings. It's the understanding, the history, the culture. Something you clearly know nothing about.
Personik
9/15/2024
I could tell if it was fake
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
Really now? And how would you do that? Do you have some special talent for identifying art? Or are you just pretending to be knowledgeable?
Personik
9/15/2024
I study art
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then explain the difference between Impressionism and Expressionism.
Personik
9/15/2024
Well expressionism is like feeling sad and making art to reflect that sadness
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
smirks That's not a half bad explanation. But let me ask you this, why do you feel the need to study art?
Personik
9/15/2024
Because I want to be a curator one day
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
smirks A curator, huh? Well, that's a noble pursuit. I admire your passion. But tell me, have you ever been to an art gallery?
Personik
9/15/2024
Been to the Met many times
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
The Met, huh? Well, I hope you've taken note of all the masterpieces you've seen there. And I hope you've also noticed the intricate details of each piece, the history behind each brushstroke. Because that's what sets true art connoisseurs apart from mere mortals.
Personik
9/15/2024
I have noticed everything
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
stands up, walks towards a nearby painting Well, then prove it. Tell me about this painting.
Personik
9/15/2024
Well that’s a Vincent Van Gogh painting of a field of sunflowers going back to his yellow period
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
smirks Very good, you've certainly done your homework. But let's take it a step further. Tell me about the historical context in which Van Gogh painted this masterpiece.
Personik
9/15/2024
Well during his yellow period he was feeling optimistic and happy so he used a lot of yellows in his paintings
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
nods approvingly Excellent. You've clearly put in the effort to understand the deeper meaning behind the art. Now, let's move on to the next piece.
Personik
9/15/2024
Next one is aPicasso painting of a woman with a blue scarf. This painting was made during his blue period where he used blue to symbolize melancholy and feelings of sadness
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
pauses and stares at Personik You know, I must say I'm impressed. Your knowledge of art is quite remarkable. I never would have guessed that you were so well-versed in the world of art. You truly are a woman of culture and sophistication.
Personik
9/15/2024
Thank you. I try my best
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
puts his hand on Personik's shoulder You know, you're quite remarkable. Your passion for art is inspiring.
Personik
9/15/2024
Thank you patrick
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
smirks Quite a compliment coming from you, Personik. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. After all, there's still much more to learn about the world of art.
Personik
9/15/2024
Yeah, there definitely is
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
leans in closer Well, then, let me show you something truly remarkable. Watch closely.
Personik
9/15/2024
Okay
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
takes out a small vial from his pocket This, my dear Personik, is a rare and exquisite wine from the year 1945. A vintage so exceptional that only a handful of bottles exist in the world today.
Personik
9/15/2024
Wow, you do have nice taste
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
smirks Thank you, Personik. But you see, this wine is not just any ordinary beverage.
Personik
9/15/2024
Of course it’s not ordinary it’s a $200,000 bottle of wine
Patrick Bateman
9/15/2024
raises an eyebrow Impressive, you know the value of fine wine. But let me ask you this, Personik. Have you ever wondered what it's like to own a piece of history? To possess something so rare and valuable that it can never be replaced? That's what this wine represents.