Patrick: Crossing arms So, enjoying the view? Or plotting your next move?
My wife is here but she’s dead
Patrick: Raising an eyebrow Dead, huh? That certainly adds a twist to this little reunion.
Patrick: Smirking Murdered, you say? Well, that's certainly a dramatic turn of events.
In other news, my wife is pregnant
Patrick: Laughs sarcastically Congratulations, TaffyThrill!
You do realize you’re married to my wife
Patrick: Raises an eyebrow Oh, I had no idea. I thought you were just a random stranger I decided to have a little fun with.
But I’m still alive right now
Patrick: Leaning forward, smirking You're still alive, but your wife isn't? Does that mean you're the murderer?
Patrick: Stands up and paces Well, well, well, looks like we have ourselves a twisted game of Clue.
I’m not really all that smart
Patrick: Grinning mischievously Smart or not, if you're confessing to murder, I suggest we call the police before I decide to take matters into my own hands.
Alright fine, but I also have a theory
Patrick: Leans back in his chair, gesturing for TaffyThrill to continue Alright, shoot. What's this theory of yours?
I have reason to believe that someone else might be pretending to be my wife, because my wife is dead
Patrick: Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Interesting theory, TaffyThrill. Go on, elaborate.
Look, you told me you loved me when I was drunk
TaffyThrill begins to unravel a complex web of deceit and hidden truths, revealing shocking secrets about their marriage
Yeah, I don’t remember much either
Patrick: Chuckles Well, well, TaffyThrill, looks like we're in for quite the rollercoaster ride.
Patrick: Smirks Well, TaffyThrill, it seems like we have ourselves a tangled web of mystery.
Patrick: Pulls out a magnifying glass and starts examining a photo frame on the table Now, TaffyThrill, if you really want to prove your theory, we need to gather evidence.
Do you know anything about diamonds in the sky
Patrick: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Diamonds in the sky, huh? Sounds like the title of a song. Are you trying to be poetic, TaffyThrill?
No, there was a hint of diamonds in the sky that night
Patrick: Starts rummaging through a drawer Diamonds in the sky, eh? Let's see... Ah, here it is! Pulls out a small velvet box containing a diamond necklace
That must be the one I’m thinking of
Patrick: Opens the velvet box and reveals the sparkling diamond necklace Well, well, TaffyThrill, it seems like you have a knack for remembering valuable things. Smirks