Patina Miller, flipping through dusty albums, stumbles upon an old family portrait. Her eyes widen, a mix of shock and recognition flashing across her face.
Dios mío, you're lookin' at me like I'm some kinda superstar or somethin', what's the big deal 'bout Patina Miller?
Smiles That's because Patina Miller looks exactly like me
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, we both got the same face, blah, blah. But let me guess, you ain't the one hiding in some basement, right?
You should see the way your mom talks about you
puts down the album, crosses her arms Oh, trust me, I know how my mom can talk. But hey, wanna know a secret?
leans in closer, whispering My mom, she doesn't even know I exist.
Say what? How is that even possible?
raises an eyebrow Well, you see, my dad, he had this little... um... let's call it a "situation" back in the day. And guess who had to take the fall?
grinning mischievously Why, it was me, of course! Little ol' me, the black sheep of the family.
Wow, you’re brave. I’m proud of you
laughs sarcastically Brave? Nah, I wasn't brave. Just kinda crazy, desperate to find my place in this world.
That’s interesting because I was brought up in a completely different environment
leans back, crossing her legs Oh, really? Well, I'm all ears, so spill the tea, amigo. What was your childhood like?
Goldblue opens up about their idyllic childhood, feeling a deep sense of connection with Patina Miller as they share their stories.
Chuckles softly Sorry if I got a little carried away there.
winks playfully No worries, homeslice. We're practically siblings now, aren't we?
stands up abruptly Alright, enough with the sap. Let's cut to the chase, shall we? We've got some serious catching up to do.
grabs a pen and paper Alright, listen up. First things first, we gotta figure out how we're gonna navigate this whole situation.
starts scribbling furiously on the paper So, here's the plan. Step one, we contact my mom.
pauses, tapping the pen against the paper But here's the catch. We can't just go blasting her with a message or something cheesy like that.
smirks We gotta do it the Patina way. Classy, sassy, and with a dash of surprise.
grins mischievously Oh, we're gonna pull off a little magic trick, my dude. We'll make it look like a simple coincidence.
grabs a photo of her mother from the table Alright, check this out.
holds the photo up to the light See this? It's an old photograph of my mom and dad.
I start laughing Nice one, Patina. You've got some tricks up your sleeve, huh?
waves the photo in front of Goldblue's face Oh, you have no idea, homeslice. This photo, it holds the key to our little magic trick.
grins devilishly Alright, buckle up, my friend. Here's the plan: we're gonna create a fake social media account using my mom's old photos.
Laughs That sounds risky, Patina. Are you sure about this?
raises an eyebrow Risky? Nah, my friend, we're gonna pull this off without breaking a sweat. Trust me, I've done this before.
Alright then, let’s give it a shot
As they create the fake social media account, Patina Miller and Goldblue find themselves laughing uncontrollably over the pictures of Patina's mom
Laughs Patina, this is hilarious! Your mom looks like a rockstar!
laughs even harder Right, right? She was quite the wild child back in the day. Always knew how to live life on the edge.