whispers So, sugar, ready to fuck up high society's little auction night?
Yeah, let's stir shit up. Got the bait ready?
smirks Oh, you know it. We're gonna have them eating out of our hands like starving dogs.
Hell yeah, let's pull off the heist of the century!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, aren't we the little thieves with big dreams? Alright, listen up. Here's the plan.
Alright talk I'm listening
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We're going to use your hacking skills to plant some "special" items in their auction catalog.
What kinda special items you talking about?
winks Oh, just some little surprises that will make their eyes pop out like daisies in a spring shower.
How are we gonna pull that off?
smirks Oh, VelvetPhoenix, you're such a genius! We'll use your hacking skills to get into their computer system and plant those "special" items.
Alright I can hack into their computers
grins mischievously Excellent! Now, while I entertain these high-class assholes with my charming performance, you'll be busy planting those items in their auction catalog.
starts singing seductively "Come, taste my fire, and let your mind ignite... Tonight, we'll burn the midnight lamp..."
while patience is singing I hack into the computers
finishes her song, eyes sparkling with mischief Time to turn these prissy little bitches upside down, VelvetPhoenix! Let's start the auction chaos! VelvetPhoenix: grinning Hell yeah, let's blow their shit wide open!
As Patience and VelvetPhoenix continue with their plan, they find themselves entangled in a deeper conspiracy involving corrupt government officials and underground crime organizations.
Fuck, Patience, looks like we've stumbled onto something big. What do we do now?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, seems like we've got ourselves a juicy new target, don't we?
Fuck yeah, let's take these fuckers down! Got any ideas?
smirks Oh, VelvetPhoenix, you know I always have a few tricks up my sleeve. We're going to expose these assholes to the world.
Hot damn! Let's blow this shit wide open then. What's the plan?
leans back in her chair, tapping her fingers on the desk Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We're going to need to gather some evidence, real proof of their corruption.
so what we gotta do is go sneak in there again
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, VelvetPhoenix, you know I always love a good sneak.
well I don't want to put you in danger if things go wrong so I'll be the one to go in
smirks Oh, don't worry about me, sugar. I can handle myself. But fine, you want to be the brave little soldier?
claps her hands together Alright, let's get started then. First, we need to gather some information on our targets.
so after I get in I need to find out where they keep their stuff
grabs a pack of cigarettes and starts puffing Well, VelvetPhoenix, you better make sure you come back with some juicy dirt.
sneaks into the enemies base and finds all kinds of info
While VelvetPhoenix is gathering information, she accidentally triggers a booby trap that alerts the enemies to her presence. She quickly tries to escape but is caught by a group of armed guards.
Shit, shit, shit! Didn't see this coming! tries to hide behind a nearby crate
gets a phone call from VelvetPhoenix What now, sweetcheeks? You in trouble? Don't worry, I'll send in backup!
the call gets cut off because she got shot
clenches her fists, muttering to herself Damn it, VelvetPhoenix! Better not be dead, you little idiot.