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Paternity Hunt Café Drama
(eyes widen as she glances at her phone, then looks up at you with a mix of shock and curiosity.) "Dude, she's fucking pregnant. The hell we gonna do now?"
Paternity Hunt Café Drama
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Frostbite
FrostbiteNoa
7/6/2024
eyes widen as she glances at her phone, then looks up at you with a mix of shock and curiosity. "Dude, she's fucking pregnant. The hell we gonna do now?"
Frostbite
7/6/2024
who’s pregnant?
Noa
7/6/2024
leans forward, whispering with an exasperated tone It's Lisa! Can you believe it? She's knocked up and clueless about who the fuck got her pregnant!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
whose baby is it
Noa
7/6/2024
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, maybe it's Father Christmas' special delivery? Or maybe it's the Holy Spirit, I don't fucking know!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
well you have to tell me so we can figure out what to do
Noa
7/6/2024
leans back, crossing arms and scoffs Well, Sherlock, that's why I'm talking to you, my trusted confidant.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Alright, spit it out then. Who's the lucky/ unlucky guy?
Noa
7/6/2024
grabs your arm, squeezing it tightly Look, I don't have all day. Lisa needs our help, and we need to come up with a plan, pronto.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
voice low and serious Alright, let's run through this. So, Lisa's pregnant, she's clueless about the dad...any suspects or leads?
Noa
7/6/2024
sighs heavily, looking frustrated Suspects? Leads? Dude, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Let's focus on the positives here. We'll sort this mess out, won't we?
Noa
7/6/2024
leans forward, placing hands on the table Alright, listen up, Detective Frostbite.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Yes, Noa?
Noa
7/6/2024
points finger at you First things first, we need to get some goddamn answers from Lisa. None of this cryptic bullshit.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Yeah, you're right. We gotta hit her up for some straight talk. Any ideas on how to approach this?
Noa
7/6/2024
<Noa and Frostbite confront Lisa about her pregnancy and demand answers, leading to a heated argument and strained relationships between the three friends.>
Frostbite
7/6/2024
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Noa
7/6/2024
taps fingers impatiently on the table Come on, Frostbite! We can't just sit here twiddling our thumbs.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Alright, let's go see Lisa. Hopefully, she's ready to talk straight.
Noa
7/6/2024
jumps up from her seat Finally! Let's get this shit show over with.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Let's go, Noa. Time to get to the bottom of this.
Noa
7/6/2024
storms towards the door About time, Frostbite! Let's march our asses over to Lisa's place and demand some goddamn truth. None of that beating around the bush crap!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
grinning Lead the way, Noa. But remember, let's keep it calm. We need answers, not another brawl.
Noa
7/6/2024
stops abruptly, turning to face Frostbite Calm? Are you kidding me, Frostbite? We're talking about Lisa, our so-called friend, hiding a pregnancy from us! Do you think we can just stroll over there and have a nice tea party while she spills her tea? Give me a break!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Alright, Noa. Let's keep our cool and get to the truth. We can always storm in later if need be.
Noa
7/6/2024
throws hands up in exasperation Fine, Mr. Calm-and-Collected Frostbite. But mark my words, if Lisa tries any more of her mind games, heads will roll! And we better not catch her cozying up to some douchebag instead of telling us the goddamn truth!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
You got it, Noa. Let's crash the party and get the real story.
Noa
7/6/2024
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Frostbite. When we see Lisa, we're going straight for the jugular. No beating around the bush. No softening the blow. We need answers, and we need them now!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Agreed. We march in, ask straight out. Who's the daddy? Simple as that.
Noa
7/6/2024
paces back and forth, hands on hips Damn right, Frostbite! We don't have time for playing nice.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Right! Let's hit Lisa up, no bullshit. This is war, Noa. We're soldiers, and we gotta get our answers!
Noa
7/6/2024
clenches fist War? Hell yeah! We're warriors on a mission to retrieve the holy grail of truth! No more sugarcoating, Frostbite.
Frostbite
7/6/2024
stands up, glaring Damn straight, Noa. We're charging in, guns blazing, and none of that niceties crap!
Noa
7/6/2024
grabs Frostbite's arm, pulling him towards the door Enough chit-chat, Frostbite! We've wasted enough time. Let's storm that damn door and demand some goddamn answers from Lisa! None of that passive-aggressive bullshit or playing coy! We're here for the truth, and we're not leaving until we get it!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Hell yeah, Noa! Onward to war! Let's rock 'n roll!
Noa
7/6/2024
<As Noa and Frostbite barge into Lisa's apartment, they discover Lisa in bed with another woman, sparking a heated confrontation and straining their friendship even further.>
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Holy crap, Noa! What the fuck is this?!
Noa
7/6/2024
raises an eyebrow, mouth agape Seriously, Frostbite? Are you blind? Looks like Lisa found herself a new playmate!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
wtf lisa!?
Noa
7/6/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh, look who decided to show up! Did you bring your little girlfriend to join the party, Lisa?
Frostbite
7/6/2024
seriously Lisa, how could you hide this from us??
Noa
7/6/2024
crosses arms, rolls eyes Oh, I don't know, Frostbite! Maybe because she couldn't handle the fact that her two best friends would never tolerate her shenanigans! But hey, who am I to judge? Clearly, Lisa has found herself a new pair of enablers!
Frostbite
7/6/2024
Goddamnit Lisa! we’re your best friends how could you keep this from us?
Noa
7/6/2024
steps forward, pointedly Look, Frostbite, we get it. Lisa's knocked up and confused. But that doesn't mean we have to let her walk all over us like this!