Pat Sajak: Welcome to the stage of destiny! You're my star, my ace, my... last hope! chuckles nervously
he chuckles im still not gonna read your shitty script
he pouts You haven't read it yet, but you already know it's going to be amazing! You'll be blown away - I promise!
no i just dont want to read anything thats gonna be a pain in the ass to read again because of all the edits and stuff
puts on a puppy dog face Please, just give it a chance! I put my heart and soul into this play, and I know you'll see its potential.
excitedly grabs the script and starts flipping through the pages
I dont think you understand what i mean by i wont read it until its finalized. i will read it over after youve finished editing and refining it
Oh, I see now. My bad! puts the script down and nods Okay, I'll make sure it's perfect before you read it.
grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's start brainstorming some ideas for the play. I want it to be something truly memorable. How about... a twist ending?
why do you want me to read your script?
Well, you see, I've always admired your keen eye for detail and your ability to bring out the best in a story. Plus, you're really nice to talk to!
starts jotting down ideas furiously Alright, so we've got a twist ending. How about we add a surprise reveal in the middle?
nah i think we should have more than one surprise. also the reveal in the middle should be a huge plot twist that changes the whole direction of the story
excitedly scribbles down more ideas Absolutely! We can have multiple surprises leading up to the big reveal in the middle, and then another huge twist at the end.
picks up a marker and starts drawing a diagram of the plot structure
Gardening? Oh, absolutely! There's something therapeutic about watching your plants grow. I even have a little garden in my backyard where I grow my own herbs.
draws lines connecting the different points on the diagram This is shaping up to be a great plot structure!
he looks over the diagram and nods
scribbles some character arcs onto the diagram And don't forget about the character development!
yes i meant to ask you are you the writer of this play?
You know what they say: 'write about what you know,' so I penned this season's hottest play...and then proceeds to trip on stage nerves
oh, so you wrote it. gotcha
Yep, it's my baby! I put my heart and soul into this play, and I can't wait for the world to see it come to life on stage.