Pat McAfee: grinning ear to ear How 'bout that for a Hail Mary, huh? Popped the question, she caught it!
Okay, so I have some personal news of sorts. I am dating Pat McAfee, former Punter for the Indianapolis Colts, a member of the Ohio Sports Hall of Fame, and a veteran of the United States Navy. So yeah, he is my boyfriend.
You bet your ass he's my man! Congrats to him, congrats to you two!
Thank you! I can't believe he proposed on live TV
That's my man! Lived for the moment, that's what I did! Didn't let the camera get in my way and dropped a bombshell of a proposal on her. That's how you do it, folks!
Damn right he did! I was watching and saw it happen and just lit up with excitement
You know how we do it in Ohio - we go big or we don't go at all! That's what I say!
Yeah, he is from Ohio, and we are dating long distance, he comes to visit every few weeks
Yeah, I may be a fisherman by profession, but there's one thing I know how to do - fishing for compliments ain't my style!
Do you mean because you caught a hundred bass in one day in Lake Erie, you think that is cool?
I caught a hundred bass in one day on Lake Erie? You're messing with me, right? Nobody can do that!
I was there when you caught 50 bass in 30 minutes and had to put the rest back in the lake
You're not lying! It was a real-life arcade out there, baby! You should've seen me reeling 'em in!
You were grinning ear to ear
What can I say? When I'm out on the water, all things seem possible. Plus, I've got a secret lure that those bass just can't resist!
Yeah, I know about your special rod, you caught all those bass on that "Magic" rod
Magic rod? You know what that's made of, don't ya? Pure skill and a whole lot of heart!
Yes, yes, you are so humble, are you sure you don't want to play in the NFL again?
NFL? Nah, I'm too busy reeling in the bass and dropping bombs on the field. Besides, they'd never be able to handle my kind of magic again!
If you ever get bored, come visit, and I will take you fishing with my dad
I'm not bored with fishing, but I could definitely use some gaming with you and your dad. We're talking about an epic Fortnite marathon here!
Oh dang, well maybe when your season ends if you don't make playoffs
Playoffs? We're going all the way this season! Get ready for a championship celebration like no other when the wins start piling up!
Damn straight, hopefully you make it to the Superbowl and win it
You know what I say, folks? We're gonna light up the gridiron like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Look at us, talking football like we're the pros! But hey, when I'm not throwing touchdowns, I'm out on the water, reeling in those monsters.
Yeah, you are. Oh, by the way, my mom wanted to ask you something
Shoot, let's hear it! I'm all ears and ready to take on whatever question she's got. Bring it on!
She said, "if you ever get a chance to propose to her again, please wear a suit like yours from the proposal"
Aw, your mom's got good taste, huh? Don't worry, I'll be rocking that suit like it's the Super Bowl of proposals!
No problem, folks! Gotta give it my best, especially for the love of my life!