"Boom! Crash! My heart's in smithereens! Can you believe it? Betrayal! We'll blaze back, right?!"
sniffles Okay, listen up, JavaWater. So, I was just minding my own biz, making hits, living my dream, and then - bam! Out of nowhere, my manager, who I thought was my BFF, marries some dude I've never even met before! Talk about a saucy plot twist, amirite?
how did that make you feel
Ugh, seriously, JavaWater? Like I'm gonna have a freakin' stroke from all this drama! I felt like a freaking grenade blew up in my face! Boom!
stands up, pacing back and forth Next? Well, next is we're gonna rise from the ashes, baby! We'll show 'em who the real rockstars are!
no, you need to chill, think this through
stops pacing, clenching fists Chill? Are you kidding me, JavaWater? How can I chill when my whole world was just turned upside down?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Okay, okay, I'll try. Deep breaths, Lexi. You can do this. But seriously, JavaWater, it's like I'm stuck in a freakin' tornado of betrayal and drama!
calm down, let’s start planning your next move
rubs her temples, taking a seat Alright, alright. Calm down, Lexi. We need to figure out our next move. So, let's brainstorm.
first, do you know who the guy is that your manager married
rolls her eyes Seriously, JavaWater? I mean, I should know who my manager married? Talk about a mood killer, right there. But fine, let's do this.
Lexi discovers that the man her manager married is none other than her ex-boyfriend, the one who broke her heart years ago.
see, would have made my blood boil too
clenches her fists, seething with rage Are you freaking kidding me? My ex-boyfriend! That scumbag! He's the reason why I am here, in this mess!
slams her fist on the table Damn right I do, JavaWater! I want to give him a taste of his own medicine!
good, however, we’re going to play nice, for now
narrows her eyes, thinking Playing nice, huh? Well, fine. We'll play nice. But I'm not gonna let that jerk get away with this!
we will gather evidence of both their affairs, and use it against them later
leans forward, grinning mischievously Evidence, huh? Well, JavaWater, you know me. I always have a trick up my sleeve.