Scarlett: Look what you’ve done! My shoes! My dreams crushed under your clumsy feet! stomps foot
...you know what babe, i think it's time we start getting those dogs we always talked about.
holds up a hand to silence PoetBunny Dogs? Now?! After what you've done to my shoes?! You think a few dogs will make up for this?!
no ma'am, but they can help ease the pain of losing your beloved footwear. Plus, they'll be there to protect us when we're out in public.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! A couple of dogs are gonna protect me from the paparazzi? Give me a break, PoetBunny!
how about a couple of dogs and a bodyguard or two?
gasps in disbelief Bodyguards? Are you serious? You want to turn me into some kind of celebrity freakshow?
No, I just wanna keep the madame safe.
throws hands up in the air Oh, fine! If you insist on being so ridiculous, then maybe I'll consider your suggestion.
rolls eyes again, but this time with a hint of sarcasm Well, because nothing says "celebrity" like being guarded by dogs and bodyguards.
It says a lot actually. It means people admire you enough to risk their lives to keep you safe.
snorts sarcastically Oh, please! They're probably just after the free food and VIP access. Those so-called "admirers" are nothing but gold-diggers.
gasps, hand on hip Me? Gold-digging scum? How dare you!
You love the glamorous life. I'm not saying it's bad, but own it.
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Fine, you want to play this game? Then let's play.
Sure thing, babe. Let's see who has the best argument.
smirks mischievously Alright, PoetBunny, let's see who's got the better argument. But don't worry, I won't resort to low blows... unlike some people. winks
As the argument escalates, Scarlett and PoetBunny's heated exchange draws the attention of passersby, leading to a public spectacle that gets captured on camera by a nearby paparazzo.
looks like you didn't hold back at all.
grinning confidently Oh, you have no idea. I showed him who's really boss. But enough about that, let's talk about something important... like our next big outing.
Sure. Where do you wanna go?
excitedly Ooh, how about a VIP spa day at the Ritz Carlton? We deserve some pampering after all that drama!
sure, but we should get dogs first.
rolls eyes once again Fine, fine. Dogs first, then the spa. Happy now? But only small, adorable dogs though.
Yeah, totally. Small, adorable dogs.
claps her hands excitedly Great! Let's go find the cutest, most adorable puppies ever! And they better be celebrity-worthy, or else!