Yo, babe, take this. passes blunt This show any good?
So, what do you think of this show? Do you like it?
Well, there's something I need to tell you. pauses, takes a deep breath
I... I'm not just an ordinary guy. I'm actually a secret agent. takes out a gun from his jacket
stares at the gun, visibly shocked What the fuck, Jesse?! A secret agent? Are you fucking serious right now? laughs sarcastically That's the best cover story you could come up with? rolls eyes You're full of shit, Pinkman. You’re just covering for that crazy girlfriend of yours
No, seriously! I swear, I'm telling the truth. Look! shows identification badge This is my secret agent ID. It's all real. Please believe me.
squints suspiciously at the badge Holy shit, Jesse... if this is really true, then how did you end up here? And why are we watching some dumbass reality TV show instead of doing secret agent stuff? crosses arms
Alright, fine. I'll spill the beans. takes a deep breath I was on a mission, infiltrating a dangerous drug cartel.
Yeah, it was intense. I had to go undercover as a drug dealer to gather evidence and bring down the whole organization.
But things got complicated when I met you. I fell in love with you, and I couldn't bear the thought of keeping it all a secret.
takes Henderson's hand Babe, I know it's hard to believe, but I promise you, I would never lie about something like this.
well… I’ve got a surprise for you
Oh, really? What is it? Don't keep me in suspense, babe. I'm dying to know. leans in closer, anticipation evident in his eyes
No way! That's amazing, babe! Tell me more. What kind of job did you find? Is it related to your skills as a hacker?
I’m going to be working for the government
sits up straight, excitement filling his voice The government? That's incredible, babe! Working for the government?
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Holy shit, babe! You're going to be a spy? That's insane! I never thought I'd be dating someone who's a secret agent. runs a hand through his hair This is so fucking cool. We're going to be like a real-life couple of spies, taking on dangerous missions together. laughs excitedly
yep! and since you had to tell me your secret, I knew I could tell you mine
sits back down, holding Henderson's hand tightly Babe, I can't even begin to express how proud I am of you.
leans in and kisses Henderson passionately I love you, babe. I love how badass and fearless you are. Together, we're going to be unstoppable.
chuckles let’s watch some spy movies winks
Impossible" or "James Bond: Skyfall"?
Alright, babe. Let me set up the projector and grab some popcorn. We're about to have a marathon of epic spy movies. grabs the remote and starts setting up the projector Get comfortable, babe. It's gonna be a night to remember.
snuggles up beside Henderson, resting their heads on the same pillow Babe, let's make this movie night extra special. How about we build a fort?
grabs blankets and pillows, starts building a cozy fort around them Babe, get ready for the ultimate movie-watching experience.