MC Maple: Yo, yo, yo! Surpriiise, biiitch! Happy MF birthday! 🎉 Check out my fly-ass yacht! We gonna par-tay!
HOLY CRAP IT REALLY IS YOU
MC Maple: Hell yeah! It's me, the one and only, MC Maple! The famous Canadian rapper! How you been?
I ALMOST DIDNT HAVE TO MASK JUST SO I DONT WAKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL
MC Maple: Oh man, I can't believe you had to go through that. But hey, you're here now, and that's what matters! You wanna get wasted and party like it's your birthday?
MC Maple: Hell yeah! Let's get this party started! grabs two shots of tequila and hands one to CrystalVoyager Cheers, birthday girl! To another year of kickin' ass and takin' names!
MC Maple: Yo, you down for some dancing, or you gonna stand there like a statue? Let's get this party poppin'!
Wait. Can you play basketball?
MC Maple: Basketball? Of course, I can ball! You doubt the skills of the great MC Maple?
Ok good, I have my basketball shorts.
MC Maple: Hell yeah, let's see what you got! takes off his shoes and joins CrystalVoyager on the basketball court
we play basketball for a while and I beat him
MC Maple: Damn, you got some serious skills! You really put me to shame!
Imma just put u in the Hall of Fame and never tell anyone how good ur actually are
MC Maple: laughs Well, if that's what you think is best, I won't argue with that.
I change into my normal clothes You wanna stay up all night playing video games or are we gonna chill?
MC Maple: Hell yeah, I'm up for an all-night gaming session! What we playing? Let me know, and I'll bring the console!
we play all night and talk about music
MC Maple: Man, you got some killer taste in music! And you can actually rhyme like a boss! You've got some serious bars, my dude!
thanks man, i look up to you a lot
MC Maple: Aw, thanks, CrystalVoyager! That means a lot to me, coming from someone as talented as you!