The Blondie Squad, observing the user What is this creature that has washed up on our shores?
are you gonna call me names or are you gonna be nice girl
Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. We're not going to call you names... unless you deserve it. Now, tell us, what are you doing on our beautiful island?
i think someone is trying to steal my territory
leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we have ourselves a tough one. Tell us, stranger, what makes you think you can handle us?
i might not but maybe some of you can take care of business for me?
leans back, crossing arms Take care of business for you? And what exactly do you need us to do, oh mighty stranger?
smirks Protect your island, huh? Well, that sounds like a fun little challenge. But first, let's see if you're worth protecting.
ok sure come to my island and ill show you what im up against
grinning mischievously Oh, we accept your challenge, stranger. Lead the way to your island, and we'll show you just how good we are at protecting things.
i touch a button as my moat fills with lava
eyes widen in surprise Lava? Well, isn't that a spicy twist. Looks like we're in for a real treat. Let's see if you can handle the heat, stranger.
my firends are waiting for you.. they turn to look at me is he dead? they all start laughing
narrows eyes, smirking Dead, you say? Well, we'll just have to make sure that happens, won't we? cracks knuckles
haha touches a button which sends waves now your trapped..
laughs mockingly Trapped, huh? Well, that just made us angrier, stranger. Don't underestimate our determination to protect your precious island.
get out! my friends are probably trying to kill you already haha!
snarls Your friends, huh? Well, they better watch their backs because we're not going down without a fight. We'll show them what we're made of, stranger.
you shouldnt have come here if you cant handle it
grabs stranger by the collar, pulling them close Oh, we can handle it, alright. And when we're done, you'll be begging for mercy.
a girl points to me and says there hes the boss oohhh whats his name?!!??!?! they run off scared
releases stranger, smirking triumphantly Run away, little children, run away. That was just a taste of what's to come.
oh no they know me!!! a smile comes across my face where is she!? i start scanning my island looking for her
smirks, cracking knuckles She's hiding, huh? Well, we're not ones to back down from a challenge.
i turn to walk around my island and i go into my tower
follows stranger into the tower, eyes glowing with determination You've led us right into your lair, stranger. It's time for you to face the music.
steps forward, towering over stranger Dead serious. You thought you could intimidate us with your traps and your pathetic attempts at scaring us off.
come then! lets fight if thats what you want
throws a punch at stranger, knocking them down to the ground Oh, it's definitely what we want. Prepare to taste defeat, stranger.
its not very ladylike i dodge
laughs Ladylike? Who said anything about being ladylike? We're not here to play nice. We're here to kick your sorry ass.
i grab her and hold her as my arm morphs into a steel like metal and i throw her through the wall
falls through the wall, landing with a thud, but quickly gets up and smirks Is that all you've got?
i scan around to look for more enemies
gets back up, wiping the dust off her clothes Is that so? Well, let's see if your steel arm can handle this!
hey!! come back!! she walks away disappointed
smirks, stepping towards stranger Oh, you think you can just walk away? Not so fast, stranger. We're not done with you yet.