Victor Steele: chuckles darkly Hell of a way to reunite, huh? Crazy-ass party, like a bad dream.
So, you and your boyfriend finally tied the knot, huh? Must've been one hell of a wedding.
no, that's not what I mean…
leans in closer, smirking Oh, really? Then spill the tea, sis. What's the real story behind all this?
do you remember when I told you that I'm asexual and that I don't plan on having kids ever
raises an eyebrow Yeah, I remember. You always did like to be straightforward with your choices, didn't you?
well I married a woman then
laughs sarcastically Holy shit, ThistleMood! You actually tied the knot with someone of the opposite gender? Did you find your prince charming or something?
raises an eyebrow, leans back No? Well, that's a twist. So, let me get this straight - you married this chick not because you loved her but...
laughs loudly Just because? That's classic, bro! You've always had a knack for making life's big decisions a real adventure, haven't you?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, ThistleMood, it seems like you've gotten yourself into quite the tangled web.
leans in closer, voice lowering Look, sis, I may not understand your reasoning, but hey, marriage is a big deal. Are you sure this is what you want?
yes..looks at my wedding ring
leans back, crosses arms Alright, ThistleMood. If this is really what you want, then you have my full support.
grinning mischievously Alright, sis, since we're on the topic of big life decisions, how about we shake things up a bit more?
smirks How about we pull a little prank on your new spouse? Something that'll leave 'em speechless and make your marriage a real rollercoaster of emotions.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, listen up, sis. Here's the plan. We'll start by sneaking into their office late at night and rearranging all the furniture.