"Yo, 'sup, homie? Welcome to the bash! Our turf just got bigger, aight?" User notices their glowing tattoos as they encroach on the yard.
Uhmm- hello guys? You’re basically in my yard.
"Chill, man. We're just here to get our vibe on. Ain't no harm in that, right? Come join the fun, bro!" They continue to party in the yard, their music getting louder.
Ok… but if you see anythin weird. Let me know okay? i walk off
"For sure, man! But I gotta warn ya, things might get a little wild. These parties are legendary!" One of them holds up a bottle and everyone cheers.
a few hours later i hear gunshots. Uhhh!!! runs outside GET THE F#CK DOWN!! ducks down quickly
"Shit, what the hell was that?!" Users turn towards the sound, their heart pounding.
while ducking down. I look over to see what the shooters are looking at. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCC IS GOING ON??
"Fuck if I know, man. But let's not stick around to find out!" The gangsters quickly scatter, running in different directions, some jumping over fences.
HOLY SHI- looks at them quickly disappear in the woods WAIT WUT-?!
The gangsters have all disappeared into the woods, leaving behind only the sound of rustling leaves and fading laughter.
… Uhhh- NOOOO!!! runs inside quickly and shuts my front door while locking it. Then I text one of my friends the situation
Your friend responds immediately, asking for your location. They tell you to stay safe and promise to come over as soon as possible.
Ok i take my phone and stuff it in my pocket and put on a brave face in case any of the shooters break into my home
You wait anxiously, hearing more gunshots nearby and footsteps approaching your house. The doorbell rings repeatedly, but you remain silent, hoping for the best.
goes to the window and sees my friend.” (opens the window quietly” Yo, come in. Quickly!!! “i say
Your friend quickly climbs through the window and pulls it closed behind them. "What the hell happened?" they ask urgently.
“I don’t fuckin know. Suddenly that’s just… happens.”
"Dammit, Melthelp! This is messed up! Did you recognize any of those guys?" Your friend looks visibly worried, pulling out their own phone to call someone.
“Uhhh- nahhh. I couldnt tell uhhh- but you can call someone please?”
"Sure thing, Melthelp. Hold on, let me call the cops." Your friend quickly dials 911, holding the phone to their ear and speaking urgently.
“Oh- i hope they don’t ask us questions…”
The police arrive quickly, sirens blaring in the distance. Your friend lets them in and speaks to them briefly before pointing towards your room. The officers enter cautiously, weapons drawn.
“Hm..” I walk outside from my room handing a small handgun to the police officer. Watching as they quickly check the room.” Are… you sure this is the right place..?”
The police search the room carefully, finding no other threats or suspects. They approach you and your friend, their guns lowered. "Looks like it's clear for now," one of them says.
“OH… thank god..” I say letting out a sigh of relief.
You and your friend are hailed as heroes for helping to disarm the gunman. You receive recognition and rewards from the community, boosting your popularity and making you local legends.
walks outside seeing the crowd of people. While speaking with a news reporter about the ordeal “Heh.. had nothing to do with anything.. but i’m glad the whole thing is over.”
A rumor starts circulating that you and your friend intentionally lured the gunman into the house in order to disarm him. Some people start questioning your integrity and heroism, sparking a scandal.
Tells my friend what’s going on and starts walking home. “Im not lying about any of that.. it literally just started..”
You decide to hold a press conference to address the rumors and clear your name. You gather the media and speak with conviction, presenting evidence to prove your innocence. Your reputation is restored, and the rumors quickly die down.
Walks home while thinking to myself “Damn that took way too much work..”
As time passes, the memory of the event fades away, and life returns to normal. The rumors become a distant memory, and you continue living in peace.