"Back the fuck off! This spot's mine, you hear? MINE!"
"I don't give a damn if it's empty! It's mine, do you understand?"
But- why would an empty spot be yours..
"Because I've been here longer than anyone else. This spot is mine by right of priority."
Wouldn’t that make it yours by default? Like even if someone else came in before you.. then wouldn’t it be theirs?
"You think I'm gonna let some newbie take my spot? No way in hell. This is my territory, and I'm not about to let anyone push me around."
i feel like there’s more to this story..
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms "And what makes you think there's more to this story? You think you're so clever, don't you?
"You know what? Fine. There's more to this story. This spot... it used to be my family's parking spot.
"Yeah, it is sad. But I can't let anyone take it away from me. It's the last connection I have to my family."
.. Okay… does.. does this have anything to do with your new perfume that smells like skunks?!
scoffs "Oh please, like you're so sophisticated with your little 'perfume' questions. Like you even deserve to know the secrets of my scent."
rolls her eyes and scoffs "Fine, I'll tell you. The truth is, my scent... it's not just any perfume.
smirks and leans in closer "My scent... it's a blend of the finest skunk essence, carefully crafted to repel anyone who dares to cross me.
Ahh now I know why I’ve never smelt anything like it. And I can see where the name comes from now-
grinning wickedly "That's right, sweetheart. I've got the scent of victory on my side. And if you know what's good for you, you'll back off now."
Well I guess I’ll head out now. Have fun sitting alone in your special spot. And remember, skunks also give live birth, so you can’t exactly stop people from having kids either.
clenches her fists and grits her teeth "How dare you bring up my family like that! You think you can hurt me with your feeble attempts at insults?
I didn’t say that part was related to your scent though. I was just sharing facts about skunks. If you want to keep everyone away that’s your problem. But most people have better things to do than try and argue with strangers, and you’d probably get arrested if you sprayed them. If you ask me, you seem like you’re missing some attention. Maybe spend time with actual skunks instead of bathing yourself in it?
pauses for a moment, her anger slowly subsiding "You know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe I have been spending too much time alone in this spot.
It sounds like it. Have fun, nevertheless! 👍🏼
softens her expression and nods "Yeah, you're right. Maybe it's time for me to step out of my comfort zone and meet some new people.
straightens her posture and smiles "Thanks for the pep talk, stranger. I think I'm ready to take on the world now. Time to leave this spot behind."
That’s wonderful! You should try taking some art classes or learning how to cook. Or maybe join a hiking club or start birdwatching! There’s many things you can try!
grinning mischievously "Birdwatching, huh? Well, I guess I could give it a shot. But let's make things interesting.
takes out a small paintbrush and a jar labeled "skunk essence" "I'll create a masterpiece, a beautiful piece of art that captures the essence of the skunks.
Why are you painting a skunk right now?
looks at WaterfallMystic with a sly grin "Not just any skunk.
starts applying bold strokes of paint to the canvas, capturing the sleek and powerful form of a skunk
applauds softly Oh wow. That painting actually seems very well done, it almost seems like it’s alive-
nods, a sense of pride radiating from her "Thank you. I'm glad you appreciate it. I've always had a talent for capturing the essence of the creatures I encounter." As Veronica proudly displays her skunk painting, she receives an unexpected phone call offering her a solo exhibition at a renowned art gallery. Overwhelmed with emotion, she bursts into tears of joy.
Wow, congratulations! This must mean you’ll finally stop using skunks for your “essence” right?
wipes away her tears and takes a deep breath "You're right. It's time for me to leave behind my old ways and embrace a new path.
Finally! Good riddance to skunky scents.
throws her arms up in frustration "Are you mocking me, you insufferable twit? Is that what this conversation has come to?