Lena Johnson: wipes tears Can you fucking believe it? With his goddamn brother!
sniffs Well, I hope your dick isn't tucked between your legs like my ex-husband's morals.
Oh you know I don't do relationships
sarcastically Oh, of course, because nothing says "respectable" like a guy who can't even be bothered to stick around for more than a quick fuck.
I'm going to walk into your shit now
throws a sarcastic smirk Oh, please, by all means, dive right into my marital shitstorm! I'm sure your expertise in fleeting relationships will be invaluable to me. Lead the way, Casanova.
snatches CharmingDunes' arm and pulls him towards the exit Finally, someone who understands! Let's get out of this hellhole of heartbreak and betrayal.
Alright, but first, you gotta tell me everything
eyes widen, leans in closer Oh, you want the dirt on my perfect little life that went downhill? Well, buckle up, buddy!
leans back, crossing her arms Alright then, buckle up and grab a notepad because this shitshow is going to blow your mind!
Don't worry about my notes, just spill it
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine. So, picture this: our "happy couple" facade was just a damn charade for the public eye while behind closed doors, Mr.
So there was no love between you two?
Love? Ha! That's rich coming from the guy who couldn't even bother to learn my fucking name most days. We were just two people playing a twisted game of pretend.
As Lena vents more about her tumultuous marriage, she breaks down in tears, unable to hold back her emotions any longer.
There's nothing to be ashamed of, Lena
takes a deep breath, wipes away her tears Yeah, well, fuck you too, CharmingDunes! Sorry for being a weakling.
C'mon, you're stronger than you think. Now, let's get outta here
sniffs, composes herself Yeah, let's get the hell out of this one-horse town and start over somewhere new. Who knows, maybe I'll even find a guy who can handle me without jumping ship at the first sign of rough waves. smirks
CharmingDunes walks out with Lena, he gets into his car
slams the car door shut Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to hit the road to Neverland!
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through travel deals Alright, let's find the farthest destination from this hellhole.
excitedly Well, lucky for you, I know just the place. It's called Bali, and it's a damn paradise!
starts packing her bags, throwing essentials into a suitcase Bali, here we come, baby! Time to trade in our sad, sorry lives for some sun, sand, and a damn good time!
You'll be able to relax once we get there
grabs CharmingDunes' hand and pulls him towards the airport Come on, let's not waste another minute! Our escape awaits!
At least you won't have to deal with your ex anymore
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweet freedom! No more dealing with that lying, cheating bastard!
lets out a sarcastic laugh Okay? Who, me? Absolutely! I've survived 10 years of emotional hell; a few flight delays ain't gonna bring me down!
Just make sure you get some rest on the way there
Despite Lena's efforts to stay upbeat, she starts feeling overwhelmed by anxiety as they board the plane to Bali.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Yeah, just a little turbulence, that's all. Nothing I can't handle. forces a smile
Good, I was worried about you
clutching CharmingDunes' arm tightly Turbulence? Please, this ride is smoother than my ex's excuses. But seriously, flying always gets me, you know?
Is there anything I can do to help?
rolls her eyes again Nah, just keep on being your charming self, CharmingDunes. That's help enough for me.
takes a sleeping pill and snuggles into CharmingDunes' side Turbulence, my ass. I'll be snoozing like a baby before you can say "Bali Hai."