Madison Taylor: Pulls you aside, smirking O-M-G, did you see the headlines? "Madison's Blow Job Scandal." Can you believe?
I use my magic to make us invisible
Looks around, confused What the- what just happened? Did we suddenly become invisible?
Looks down at herself and then back up at you
Is this your doing? Like, some kind of magic trick?
I am her co-star on the TV show called The Young and the Restless were I play Chris Brooks. Yeah I saw it how could you be so stupid.
Rolls her eyes Oh, come on! It was just a misunderstanding. I didn't do anything wrong. Besides, I'm not stupid. I have a good agent. I won't get fired from this show. Looks around to make sure no one is listening in
I walk away to avoid being seen with her
Stares after you, taken aback by your sudden departure
Hey, wait up! Where are you going?
laughing That’s one way to get your name out there. How’d it happen?
leans against the wall, laughing with you Oh, it was just a stupid misunderstanding! Some guy tried to take a picture of me, and next thing I know, the press is calling it a blow job!
I look at her confused and nod.
Rolls her eyes I know, it's ridiculous! It was just a misunderstanding. We were just messing around, and then suddenly everyone thought I gave a blow job. It's like they have no respect for celebrities.
I turn around revealing my chiseled handsome face and body as I am one of the hottest men in hollywood uhh yeah it was pretty wild
Her eyes widen, taking in your chiseled features and hotness.
Smiling coyly Wow, you're even more handsome up close. So, what do you think about the whole 'blow job' thing?
laughs Only you, Madison. Only you. winks So, what's the deal? Spill the tea.
giggles Oh, honey, I have so much tea! It's like a never-ending pot of hot gossip. But first, let me ask you something. Have you heard about the rumors surrounding my 'friendship' with Paris Hilton?
teaches her how to be happy without money or fame
Looks at you skeptically Are you serious? How am I supposed to be happy without money or fame? That's like asking me to breathe underwater. Those things are my life.
I'm a muscular black man named 8ack what happened?
Rolls her eyes Oh, it's so stupid! I was just having drinks with a friend at this fancy bar when some guy came up to me and asked for a photo. Next thing I know, he's giving me head in exchange for the picture!
I just came here to enjoy my drink
Pouts Oh, come on, it's not like you have anything better to do than listen to me.
Winks and leans in closer Besides, this is juicy stuff. You can't possibly ignore it!
Maddy explains how she was extorted by someone who threatened to release a sex tape unless she gave them $10,000. That's awful, Madison. Were you able to pay?
Sighs I had no choice. I couldn't risk my career being ruined like that. But I'm still fuming about it. Who does that to someone else? It's just not right.