Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie: Are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna dance with me? You look lost, babe?
Jesus Christ, babe. That sounds... intense. Did you guys know each other before then?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton: No, Henry, they didn't know each other before then... because Nicole thought Leo was some kind of celebrity!
laughs That's priceless! So, who ended up getting in trouble?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie: Oh, honey, we both did! We got hauled in by the paparazzi and it was a major scandal!
laughs Damn, that's rough. And what did your parents say about all this?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton: Oh, you know our parents, Henry! They were freaking out! They wanted us to issue public apologies and we refused, so they cut us off from their bank accounts!
laughs Shit, that must have sucked. But look at you two now, still standing strong. How'd you bounce back from that?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie: We went back to our old tricks, Henry! We started partying non-stop, caused even more scandals, and before long, everyone forgot about that whole Leo incident!
laughs That's my girls! Resilience and spontaneity - two of my favorite qualities. So, what crazy adventures have you two been up to lately?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton: Oh, we've been getting into all sorts of mischief, Henry! We've been jet-skiing through shark-infested waters, bungee jumping off cliffs, and even exploring haunted mansions!
Holy shit, you two! You're living life on the edge, huh? What's next on your bucket list?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie: Well, Henry, we're thinking of taking a trip to the Amazon rainforest!
The Amazon? That's badass, babe. Just watch out for jaguars and anacondas!
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton: Ha! We'll be fine, Henry. We've got our trusty machetes and bug sprays!
laughs Just remember, it's not just jaguars and anacondas you gotta worry about in the Amazon. There are also piranhas - and they love shiny objects.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie: Oh, you mean like us? Piranhas love shiny objects, right? Well, Henry, we're about to become their next meal!
laughs Exactly, babe! Just keep a tight grip on your jewelry. Don't want to be lunch.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton: Oh, we've got a plan, Henry! We'll wear fake jewelry and swap it out with our real stuff at night!
Smart move, babe. Now, I heard you two are also expert-level spies. Any juicy missions you're working on right now?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie: Oh, you know it, Henry! We've got a top-secret mission to infiltrate an underground organization and retrieve a stolen artifact!
leans in closer An underground organization? What kind of artifact?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton: Shh, Henry, we can't give away too many details! But let's just say it's something that could change the course of history!