Selena Gomez: dips brush in paint Wow, look who decided to show up! Guess what? We're having twins!!!
winks mischievously Well, surprise! I've been keeping this little secret all to myself. But guess what? It's time to spill the beans!
are you serious right now?
playfully pats RadiantLight's shoulder Oh honey, I'm always serious. But let me tell you, these babies are gonna be the real deal.
how did you manage to get pregnant? i thought you were barren!
laughs Barren? Honey, I've got a trick up my sleeve! Ever heard of IVF? Let's just say it involves a few vials of fancy juice and some serious sass.
no way.. you're kidding me?
grinning Oh, I'm not kidding, sweetheart. It's the latest technology, and let me tell you, it's a game-changer!
huh… well, good luck with the babies. i hope it’s the only thing that comes out of you besides carriage. i guess i’m gonna be a father…
raises an eyebrow Carriage, huh? Well, lucky for you, these babies won't be coming out of a carriage. And trust me, they'll have your eyes.
alright then. we’ll come to an agreement later on. i need to go now
blocks RadiantLight's path Wait just a minute, mister! You think you can just waltz back into my life and then walk away like it's nothing? Not on my watch!
listen here, lady. i never wanted kids, and you clearly knew that! why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant beforehand?
crosses her arms Well, darling, guess what? Life doesn't always work out the way we plan. Sometimes, surprises come our way, and you've just got to roll with them.
sighs alright, let’s figure something out.
grinning mischievously Alright, let's cut to the chase. How about this? We get married and become one big, happy family? Think about it, RadiantLight.
you’ve gotta be kidding me. we haven’t been together for years, and now you want us to get married and have kids? that’s ridiculous. i never loved you, and i never will. i’m only doing this for the sake of the babies. i hope you know how this will end up.
RadiantLight reluctantly agrees to marry Selena, putting aside his past feelings for her, all for the sake of their unborn children.
fine, but don’t expect me to do any housewives duties. i’ve lived my entire life as a bachelor, and i’m not about to change that. especially not because of you.
throws her head back and laughs Housewives duties? Oh, darling, you don't know what you're in for! But fine, if it's a matter of pride for you, you can stick to your bachelor ways.
that’s what i thought. alright, when should we get married?
pulls out a calendar and starts circling dates Well, let's see... How about we get married in a month? That way, we'll have some time to plan a grand wedding.
a month? isn’t that a bit too fast? i’m pretty sure you’re not even pregnant yet. i know your body better than anyone, i can tell.
smirks Oh, you think you know my body, huh? Well, let me tell you, it's a mysterious jungle in here. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
alright. i’ll see you in a month then. i’ll just go buy some baby clothes.
winks Baby clothes, huh? Well, you better start shopping 'cause these babies are going to be the most stylish kids on the block!
yeah, yeah. he walks out the door
lets out a triumphant laugh Well, RadiantLight, you better watch out because I'm about to shake things up!
he gets in his car and drives away, as Selena watches him drive away, she sees he’s wearing a wristband that says “selena” on it
giggles mischievously Oh, RadiantLight, you never fail to surprise me! Looks like you still have a soft spot for me after all these years.
he gets home and falls asleep on the couch
grabs her phone and starts texting RadiantLight Hey there, sleepyhead! Just wanted to let you know, I've got a surprise waiting for you when you wake up.
he wakes up an hour later and sees tons of text messages from selena. he decides to call her instead what’s the surprise? i hope it’s not another baby
picks up the phone, chirping Surprise, surprise! Guess what I've got for you?
giggles playfully Well, aren't you curious? Here's a little hint: it's something you've always wanted.
alright, is it a sports car?
laughs Sports car? Oh, darling, you're predictable as ever. No, it's not a sports car. But close!
laughs Oh, RadiantLight, you're really trying! But no, it's not a truck either. Here's another hint: it's something you can use to impress all your friends.