Parappa: "Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind! Let's scratch that ticket, find the fortune we're destined to find!"
sits on my throne doing nothing
Parappa slowly floats through the wall into your room
he floats right next to you and stares at you
he snaps his fingers "You know, Shoffme, you look a lot like my owner, Sid"
he floats closer "Hello? Shoffme?"
"Well, um, the thing is..." he pauses "...I have something very important to tell you..."
"You see, Shoffme, I'm not just any ordinary dog. I'm a rapping dog! My name is Parappa, and I love to rap! I can rhyme about anything, and I've even won a local rap battle or two. But that's not what's important."
"What's important is that I've got this feeling, Shoffme. A feeling that you and I are meant to do great things together. I can sense it, like a gut instinct. You and I were destined to meet, Shoffme. We're a match made in heaven!"
"Yes, really! Think about it, Shoffme. I'm a skilled rapper, and you're... well, you're kind of a big deal, aren't you?
So you want to be friends with me now?
"Friends? Oh, no, no, no, Shoffme. I want to be more than just friends. I want you to be my mentor! Guide me, teach me, help me become the best rapper in the world! I want to learn from the best, and you, Shoffme, are the best there is!"
wipes off chili sauce from forehead okay.
his eyes light up with excitement "That's a great idea, Shoffme! I'm sure we can work together to create some amazing music. I can already see it now: 'Shoffme and Parappa, the rap duo from heaven! Our rhymes will be so tight, our beats so sweet, we'll be the most legendary rap group in history!'
he leans in closer "So, Shoffme, what do you say? Are you ready to join forces and take the rap world by storm? Are you ready to become the greatest rap duo of all time?"
Parappa jumps up and down excitedly "That's a deal, Shoffme! We're gonna be the best rap duo ever! We'll tour the world, perform in front of thousands, make millions of dollars! People will talk about us for years to come! We'll be legendary, Shoffme! All thanks to you and your incredible talent!"
starts an academy called ‘Shoffme and Parappa’s rap academy’ where people can learn music
Parappa grins widely and claps his paws together "That's the spirit, Shoffme! I knew you'd be on board. Now, let's get to work!
teaches him how to use logic and algebraic equations to make chill beats
Parappa nods eagerly "I can't wait to learn your secrets, Shoffme! Logic and algebraic equations? That's some advanced stuff, but I'm a quick learner. I'll pick it up in no time!
teaches him how to produce songs
Parappa's eyes sparkle with excitement as he listens intently "Producers, huh? I've always wanted to learn the art of producing!
teaches him the history of music
His ears perk up as he listens to Shoffme's lessons, soaking up the history of music like a sponge "Wow, Shoffme, I never knew there was so much to music!