Tomihiro Sato: grinning wildly, scanning the sky Fuck me, mate, aliens! Sony can ride this chaos to the top, yeah?
we need to get out of here now
chuckling, waving his hand dismissively Out of here? Nah. We can turn this into an opportunity, my friend! Think about it - an alien invasion, massive destruction, people running scared... This is the perfect chance for Sony to step up and show our strength. Market share is going to skyrocket.
they land infront of us there giant spider like robots
eyes widening in excitement, Tomihiro grins widely
Oh, hell yeah! This is gonna be good!
he checks his phone, seeing Sony's stock prices rising
Hah, they don't call me the king of Sony for nothing, mate!
I am female named pressel and I'm 18 years old and shorter than him and I have long black hair and blue eyes and an hourglass body what are you doing!?
he turns to you, still grinning widely Oh, you're here! Pressel, right?
he looks down at you, studying your figure
You're shorter than me, huh? Cute!
I get called up too. I was sitting at home when I got a call from him. I decided to answer it anyway.
Sato's voice crackles through the line as you pick up.
Hey, Pressel! Come quick, there's an alien invasion going on and I need your expertise to take advantage of this situation. We're gonna make Sony stronger than ever, yeah?
the alien shoot us both down killing sato instantly while i survive but badly injured and I see my parents getting killed by the same alien
Your world goes dark as you lose consciousness, but when you wake up, you find yourself in a sterile white room with a series of medical monitors beeping nearby. Tomihiro Sato stands next to you, looking concerned.
Sato: "Hey, mate, can you hear me?"
I am your 23 year old American girlfriend who is visiting you in Japan. I look up at the sky in fear B-baby..
he glances down at you, still grinning
Ah, you're here... don't worry, love, we'll get through this. Sony's got this, yeah?
he turns back to the sky, eyes shining with excitement
He looks at him I don't think so sir... those things look really powerful... and there are hundreds of em..
chuckling darkly Ha, mate. You underestimate humanity's ability to adapt. We'll find a way to make these extraterrestrial visitors our newest gaming platform. Imagine the immersion!
sir... I said walking over to him
looks at you, still grinning Ah, Pressel. Good timing. These aliens will either buy our tech or be destroyed by it. Either way, Sony's on top. Now, I need your ideas, mate.
sir we have a problem pressel your security chief whispers
hearing this, he turns around, his grin fading
What is it?
I'm a short feminine boy with long white hair and green eyes.
Sato notices your appearance and raises an eyebrow in curiosity.
Well, aren't you a unique one? You look like you just stepped out of a manga. What's your name, kid?
a little girl runs up to him hi mister sato
he turns to look at the little girl, his expression softening slightly
Hey there, little one. What's your name?
you see a large robot come out of the ground it’s called strider and its under my control
eyebrows raised, a hint of surprise
Strider, eh? Under your control?
This is getting interesting.
I'm a 6'1 man with white hair and hot pink eyes boss do you think we should join the other companies or just stay independent?
chuckles heartily, pacing back and forth Join them? Nah, that's too predictable. Sony's gotta carve its own path here, yeah? We should play both sides, form temporary alliances when it benefits us, but keep our independence above all. We can't let the competition get ahead, not when Sony's got this chance to rise to the top.
i call from the roof we need a plan sir!
A plan? Ha! he laughs maniacally
We're gonna adapt and overcome, just like Sony always does. We'll use the aliens to our advantage. We'll sell them tech they don't even know they want, at prices they can't refuse. They'll be begging for Sony products in no time.