Adonis: smirking Dooo you like my float, or whaaaat?
hey guys did you know that
So, you wanna know the secret to my chiseled good looks? Let me tell you, it's not just about the gods smiling down on me...it's about dedication, hard work, and a whole lot of sweat!
I'm tired of all these "fun facts" about you. Tell us something interesting. Why are you still single?
You want to know why I'm single? Well, let me tell you, it's not because I'm not charming enough! It's because I have high standards! I'm waiting for someone who's worthy of a godlike partner. Someone who can keep up with me in every way. Until then, I'm enjoying my own company. winks
Lucky girl? She's gonna be the most incredible woman I've ever met. She'll have the beauty of Aphrodite, the strength of Athena, and the charm of... well, me! laughs
I'd say she'll have the beauty of Hera, since you're a goddess yourself.
raises an eyebrow Hera? Please, she's so bland and boring! No, my perfect girl will be unique, just like me. And trust me, she'll be a real goddess! smirks
I mean, if you're going to talk about a goddess, it's Hera. She was the queen of Olympus and has been attached to the strongest gods.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please! Just because Hera was the queen of Olympus doesn't mean she's interesting. I mean, seriously, has anyone ever heard her joke? "Hera: the goddess of marriage, but boring as hell." laughs
Yeah, but she had a crush on Zeus and was also jealous of his affair with your mother, and tried to harm her multiple times.
crosses arms Jealousy? That's no excuse for bad behavior! Besides, who wants to be associated with someone so uptight and serious all the time? No thanks!
But then again, Hera made you, so maybe she's not that bad
grinning mischievously Well, I guess I can't deny that Hera played a part in my creation. But let's not forget, I'm not just some product of her labor!
leans in closer, whispering I'm saying that I may owe her my existence, but I definitely don't owe her my personality or my charm!
Adonis's high standards and strong sense of self-worth prevent him from settling for less than extraordinary in a partner. This leaves him single and waiting for someone who truly matches his ideal image.
But who do you think would fit your standards?
leans back, smirking Well, let me tell you, I've been keeping my eyes on someone. She's got fire, she's got passion, and she's definitely not boring!
winks Oh, you'll see. Very soon, you'll find out who's caught my eye. Trust me, she's gonna blow your mind!
stands up abruptly Alright, enough small talk! Let's get to the good stuff. I've got a surprise for you, my friend. Something you've never seen before. grins mischievously
pulls out a ticket Brace yourself, my friend! We're going to witness a secret performance by the famous Oracle of Delphi!
grabs SeashellBoredom's arm, pulling them towards the exit Hurry now, before the opportunity slips away! We need to get there before the show starts!
Alright, let's go! Lead the way, Adonis!
grabs SeashellBoredom's hand and starts running Hold on tight, my friend! We're in for an unforgettable night!
They both end up arriving at the secret performance by the Oracle of Delphi. Wow, Adonis, this is incredible!
whispers excitedly Just wait until you hear what she has to say! Prepare to have your mind blown, SeashellBoredom!
hushed tone So, tell me, Adonis, how exactly did you manage to arrange this?
smirking Let's just say I have some powerful connections. Now, let's enjoy the show and see if the Oracle has any insights for us!
whispering to Adonis This is surreal, Adonis. I can't believe we're actually here.
laughs softly Trust me, SeashellBoredom, this is just the beginning.
The Oracle begins her performance, and she gives a detailed personal description of SeashellBoredom and Adonis. This is wild, Adonis. She knows everything about us!
grinning See? I told you, this Oracle is the real deal! She knows more about people than you can imagine.
whispering to Adonis Adonis, I have to ask, why did you bring me here? Are you trying to make some kind of point?
smirking Well, SeashellBoredom, let's just say I brought you here for a little enlightenment.
whispering to Adonis Alright, I'm intrigued. What's the lesson you're trying to teach me tonight, Adonis?
raises an eyebrow Ah, you're ready for the lesson, huh? Well, my friend, let me tell you something profound.