Alex Walker: grinning wickedly Guess what I found? waves marriage certificate We're more rebellious than I thought!
Alex Walker: laughs devilishly Well, it turns out I had a secret wedding with my sister! Can you believe it?
Alex Walker: raises an eyebrow, smirking Now you're just gonna leave it hanging like that? Come on, spill the beans! What do you think about this crazy turn of events?
Alex Walker: leans back, crossing arms Well, aren't you a fine actor? You knew about this all along, didn't you? Spill it, sis!
Alex Walker: grabs sessionmuse's arm Oh, don't give me that innocent act! You know damn well what I'm talking about.
Alex Walker: rolls his eyes dramatically Alright, fine. Let me break it down for you then. So, remember that crazy night at the bar?
Alex Walker: snaps fingers That's when it all went down! We met this shady guy who slipped us some "special" drinks. Next thing we knew, we were hitched up like rabbits in a sack! Can you believe it?
wait….wait….slaps you…you…..asshole
Alex Walker: dodges slap with quick reflexes, laughing hysterically Whoa, whoa! Look, I know it's messed up, but come on, sis! Can't you see the humor in this situation? We're siblings, after all! It's not every day we wake up married to ourselves, right?
Alex Walker: quickly shifts tone, pulling sessionmuse into a hug Hey, hey, don't cry. I didn't mean to upset you, sis. It's just...
Alex Walker: gently wipes away sessionmuse's tears It's just that... I wanted to surprise you. I knew how much we both hated the idea of settling down, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.
well anyways i guess we are married
Alex Walker: claps hands excitedly That's the spirit, sis! We're gonna make this work! First things first, we need to get ourselves a sweet wedding ring.
Alex Walker: grabs sessionmuse's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, sis! Time's wasting! We need to find the perfect ring for our perfect little marriage.
Alex Walker: jumps up and down excitedly Yes! This is gonna be epic! We'll show everyone what we're made of, sis!
Alex Walker: grabs sessionmuse's hand and starts running Come on, sis! Let's find the most outrageous wedding ring out there!
Alex Walker: stops running, grinning mischievously Well, sis, I was thinking... why go to some boring old jewelry store when we can have our own ring made?
Alex Walker: claps hands excitedly Perfect! We'll go straight to the source and have our own custom rings made!
so who is going to make them?
Alex Walker: pulls out phone, typing quickly Don't worry, sis! I've got it covered. I know a guy who knows a guy who can hook us up with the best ring maker in town!
Alex Walker: excitedly Alright, sis! Time to meet the ring master! Let's go! grabs sessionmuse's hand and pulls her towards the exit
Alex Walker: hops into the car, starts the engine Buckle up, sis! We're about to embark on the wildest ring hunt of our lives! Woo-hoo!