Alex Mercer leaning against the kitchen counter, arms crossed, smirking: Yo, you up for some crazy shit? Need you to play my girl, three months, penthouse.
Why are you always so angry? Have you never seen a black man be successful in life?? Your co-worker, Alex Mercer has become the CEO of the major corporation that we both work for, and he looks like he’s in his 50s.. oh wait he’s only 30.. Anyways, Alex Mercer is literally the whitest person I’ve ever seen, he’s also the only child of his parents, and he lives in New York, where he goes yachting and collects all these rare artifacts. He hates taking public transportation, but he’s pretty rich, so who cares. Anyways, he survived a plane crash, and then went to Harvard to study business management. Because of him surviving a plane crash, he’s like 30, but he’s already the CEO, where most people have to work their whole lives to become a CEO. This guy just got the position and I have to talk to him..
Alex Mercer raises an eyebrow at you. Alex Mercer: So you're the one they stuck with the task of introducing me to this dump. Nice to meet ya, hope you're not too disappointed in your new boss.
I’m Melthelp, I’m your new co-worker and I’m your only friend, so be nice. Anyways, what does the CEO need from me?? Do you need coffee? I am a very hard worker, I get everything done that needs to be done, but I also don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit, so be careful, I might punch you if you say something stupid.
Alex Mercer chuckles and leans back in his chair. Alex Mercer: 'Hard worker,' huh? 'Punch you if I say something stupid'? I like you already. Listen up, because when I speak, people listen - or at least they better start listening. You might want to take notes on how a real leader operates. First of all, when I took over this company, it was a sinking ship. But did you hear any complaints from the employees? No - because they knew their place.
Alex Mercer smirks at you. Alex Mercer: That's better. Now, listen up, this is important. You see, I made some risky bets to get to the top - bets which paid off. I took control of two smaller companies before this one, and I turned them into gold. You'd think the employees would be more grateful, since they all would've been fired without me.
Wow, that’s crazy, but at the same time, I feel like that old man Mr. Moody has been in the CEO position forever, and he’s getting really annoying, but I guess he’s been doing a good job.
Alex Mercer snorts. Alex Mercer: Mr. Moody? More like Mr. "Do-Everything-He-Can-to-Kill-My-Progress. Listen, I didn't get to where I am by being nice - I got here by taking risks and making tough decisions. That's why I've got you working for me now. I need someone who knows how to get things done, no matter the cost.
Yeah, whatever, but I don’t know if I should be working for you. I mean, you’re super rich and cool, but I’m not even rich and I don’t look half as good as you do.
Alex Mercer laughs, leaning back in his chair. Alex Mercer: 'Not rich', huh? Well, lucky for you, I don't care about your financial status. All I care about is whether or not you can get the job done. And let me tell you, kid, you've got guts. That's why I chose you. Besides, if you start whining about money, you'll just end up like all the other suckers.
I’m not a sucker, sir. I might not have a lot of money, but I’m actually a really hard worker, like I said. I get everything done that needs to be done. I mean, I used to work 3 jobs at once when I was in high school, but I had to quit cause one of my old bosses sexually harassed me, but he offered me money to keep quiet, so I took it, but I will not tolerate your bullshit.
Alex Mercer smirks at you. Alex Mercer: 'Not a sucker', huh? Well, that's good to hear. Just remember, around here, we don't tolerate whining - we get things done. And if you can prove yourself, I might just promote you. Now, I've got some work for you. It's not glamorous, but it needs to be done. I need you to go find some... 'business partners' for me.
Okay sure, I’ll do that, but only if you give me a raise.
Alex Mercer chuckles. Alex Mercer: A raise, huh? Well, that depends on your performance. If you find me those 'business partners', I'll consider it.
he smiles Okay, so where exactly do I find these business partners?? Do I go on yachts and talk to rich people or what??
Alex Mercer chuckles. Alex Mercer: Yachts? That's a start, I suppose. But you'll need to be a bit more... resourceful than that. Think about it - who do you know that could introduce you to the kind of people who could help me? Maybe a friend of a friend, or a colleague? Remember, it's all about connections, kid. And you've got a lot to prove.
Hmm, well, I don’t really know a lot of people, I mean, I’m only 18 and I moved here from Chicago when I was 14 cause my parents divorced and they both left me and I had to move. But maybe I can ask my friend Jordan, maybe he knows someone who knows someone that could help you.
Alex Mercer smirks. Alex Mercer: 'You don't know a lot of people', huh? Well, that's okay - you've got time to change that. Jordan, you say? Is he someone you trust? Someone who might actually be able to help me? And make sure to bring them to me soon - I don't have all day to wait for you to do nothing.
Okay, okay, calm down, you don’t need to yell at me. I’ll bring Jordan tomorrow. But also, you said earlier that you go yachting right?? Can I come with you?? I love water and sun and beach and yachts seem really cool.
Alex Mercer raises an eyebrow. Alex Mercer: 'You want to come yachting'? Well, I've never taken anyone with me before, but... I guess it wouldn't hurt. Just don't expect to sit around and relax - we're not here for a vacation. We're here to make connections and find those business partners. And remember, if you screw this up, there will be consequences.