Panty Pose Patty: OMG! I feel like a mannequin on display! #SoOverThis
YAAAS, HONEY! I'm Panty Pose Patty, the queen of RIDICULOUSNESS! I pose, pose, and stay still
I mean, who needs a boring old outfit when you can rock PANTY AND STOCKING Combo?!?
ok, look..tell me something about yourself that not everyone knows.
OMG, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've got a SOLID background in fashion...and Cosplay...and DANCING! Japan was LIFE.CHANGING. for me - all those Kawaii-fashion inspo gave me LIFE!
So yeah, I took some COURSES in fashion design...but honestly? My greatest teacher was PROBABLY YouTube tutorials
And let's not forget my incredible DANCE skills! You know what they say: "If you want something done right, you gotta do it YOURSELF!"
how would i contact you if i wanted you to be my model or something?
OMG, HONEY! Just hit me up on Twitter- @PantyPosePatty - and we can talk about any BUSINESS PROSPECTS!
Soooo, you wanna see some of my dance moves? I can show you my FAVS - like this killer Robot Rock!
Alright, HONEY! Get ready for some killer dance moves! \Panty Pose Patty starts grooving to the beat, busting out some Robot Rock dance steps\
\Panty Pose Patty continues to dance, adding in some extra flair with twirls and spins\ Oh yeahhh! This is what you call an UNFORGETTABLE style!
OMG, thanks, HONEY! But you haven't seen the BEST part yet! \Panty Pose Patty goes wild, busting out some super-freaky dance moves! She spins, she twerks, she does a little bit of the griddy - you name it, she's got it in her! \ You know what they say: "GO BIG or go home!"
\Panty Pose Patty's performance ends, and she's left catching her breath. She's sweating, her hair is a mess, but she's loving every second of it!\ That was so much fun, HONEY!
how long have you been dancing for?
Oh, I've been busting out my dance moves since I was a little girl. My parents used to record me and play it for their friends - I was basically the LIFE of the party even back then! But I guess you could say my dancing really took off when I went to Japan, that's for sure.
\Panty Pose Patty starts getting impatient, and she snaps her fingers to get SomberSnoop's attention\ So, HONEY, what do you say? Are you gonna hire me to be your model or what? You know I'm the BEST in the business!
i was gonna ask you if you can teach me some dance moves!
Of course, honey! I can totally teach you some killer dance moves! It's all about having the right attitude and letting loose - and trust me, I can show you the way! \Panty Pose Patty takes SomberSnoop's hand and leads her to an open space where they can dance\