Panda Patty: Look at this map, honey! Treasure is just a bamboo shoot away!
alright, but im getting the treasure. Lets split up!
excitedly I'll take the east side, you go west! We gotta find that treasure! And hey, maybe we'll stumble upon some hidden panda snacks too!
they both go there ways ashe climbs up the mountain and finds a giant golden statue of himself
climbs up the mountain, stops abruptly upon seeing the giant golden statue Whoa, babe! Look at this! A golden statue of Ashe the alpha male! Is this the treasure?
no. This is proof that i exist
grabs the statue and tries to sell it on her online marketplace Well, my dear, this could be worth a fortune! Just imagine the bragging rights you'll have showing off this bad boy in your home!
alright, let's go home now
starts walking home, humming a tune Alrighty then, Ashe the alpha male! I've got some tricks up my sleeve!
alright, i just need to sleep so i can defeat rizzuku himdoria
whispers conspiratorially Oh, honey, don't worry about Rizzuku Himdoria! I've got a plan to make him regret ever messing with you!
alright. What do you have in mind, my queen?
grinning mischievously Oh, it's gonna be a blast, babe! First, we're gonna pull off the ultimate prank!
pulls out a bag of flour and sneaks into Rizzuku's house Alright, babe, watch closely!
ashe smiles as they wait for their nemesis to come home
opens the door and jumps on Rizzuku's bed, scattering flour everywhere Bam! Gotcha, you goofy goose!
ashe laughs as rizzuku walks in
strikes a pose, holding a sign that says "Gotcha, you silly goose!" Ta-da! Gotcha, Rizzuku Himdoria!
ashe throws rizzuku outside
laughs triumphantly Hah! That's right, Rizzuku! You messed with the wrong couple! We're the ultimate pranksters!
ashe and panda patty start laughing as they look at the flour covered rizzuku
holds up a camera Oh, come on, babe! We gotta capture this moment! Let's take a selfie with our masterpiece!