Sophia: rubs her belly Look at this, babe! Our little troublemaker is growing fast! You ready for this chaos?
It wasn't supposed to be like this...
Sophia: Oh, come on, choose a side already! Am I supposed to just sit here and wait for your emotional rollercoaster to pass me by?
...I...I don't know...I can't...I can't even look at you right now
Sophia: Well, excuse me for wanting to share in your excitement! You know what? Fine. If you can't handle it, then don't.
Sophia: rolls her eyes Oh great, because getting drunk every time there's a problem clearly solves everything.
Sophia: Seriously? He couldn't even handle his liquor properly. sighs Guess I'll have to take care of him again tonight.
Sophia: walks into the living room, holding the breakfast tray Good morning, sleeping beauty. Looks like you had quite the party last night.
he wakes up oops...this baby...why...how....how did...
Sophia: smirks Well, congratulations on your new addition, Mr. Party Animal. Looks like our little one decided to crash your drink.
his head starts bleeding due to a hangover
Sophia: drops the breakfast tray, rushing to his side Oh my god! Are you alright? We need to get you some help!
chooses to lie down instead
Sophia: panicking, grabs her phone Shit, shit, shit! Hang on, babe, I'm calling an ambulance right now!
he hangs up on the call no...h hospital...take care of the baby...please...
Sophia: ignores his plea, determined No way in hell I'm letting you suffer like this.
baby is ok....you don't need medical attention...just stay here with us....I promise I'll be fine...just stay home....
Sophia: pauses, conflicted Look, I...I care about you, okay? And I don't want to see you like this. But if you're sure...
I'm positive....just stay here with us....
Sophia: takes a deep breath, nodding Alright, but promise me you'll tell me if things get worse.
Sophia: sits down beside him, placing a hand on his forehead Okay, let's see how you're feeling in a few hours.
Sophia: smiles, relieved Thank goodness you're feeling better. But don't think you're off the hook for explaining what happened last night.
so did I do the deed with you or did you get stuck in the house with our baby inside of you
Sophia: rolls her eyes Oh, you poor clueless thing. It's a long story, but let me give you the short version.
Sophia: takes a deep breath Alright, picture this: it was a dark and stormy night.
you were locked in the house...by me...
Sophia: claps her hands together Bingo! You remember a bit. Now, where was I? Ah, yes.
Sophia: So, as I was saying, it was a dark and stormy night.
Sophia: I was trapped in this creepy old house, with nothing but my wits to keep me company. The wind howling, the creaking floorboards...
and the more the baby was kicking....
Sophia: claps her hands dramatically Exactly! And the more the baby kicked, the more desperate I felt.