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Painting the Murder Scene
Whoa! Zap! Look at this mess, babe! Art turned upside down!
Painting the Murder Scene
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WenthoValentina
5/31/2024
Whoa! Zap! Look at this mess, babe! Art turned upside down!
Wentho
5/31/2024
And look who the cops got pinched for the crime, Johnny "2-Face" Marston!
Valentina
5/31/2024
Oh snap! That smooth-talking charmer right there? Talk about twisted fate!
Wentho
5/31/2024
But did he do it? Was it self defense? Or was he simply in the wrong place at the wrong time? There are so many questions and so little answers...
Valentina
5/31/2024
Gotta admit, babe, this case has all the ingredients of a whodunit novel. I mean, a reclusive billionaire with a dark past, a lost treasure, and a web of deceit that goes deeper than the Amazon rainforest. It's gonna be a wild ride, my friend. Let's dive in and unravel this enigma together!
Wentho
5/31/2024
Oh yes, without a doubt. It is indeed a real tangled web we find ourselves in. And speaking of which, there's a lot more to unravel than meets the eye.
Valentina
5/31/2024
Damn straight, babe! We're talkin' Clue here, not some run-of-the-mill murder mystery. This case has more twists and turns than a rollercoaster at the state fair! So grab your magnifying glass and let's get down to business!
Wentho
5/31/2024
What ever happened to Two-face anyway? Did he get sent to Arkham or what?
Valentina
5/31/2024
Arkham, huh? Well, rumor has it that he took a one-way trip to the nuthouse after his alter ego went on a killing spree.
Wentho
5/31/2024
Now that explains the marks on him when we found him... Did they also explain why he was naked too?
Valentina
5/31/2024
Naked, huh? That's some grade-A weird shit right there. But hey, this guy's got enough baggage to fill a whole cargo ship, so maybe losing his clothes was just another episode in his crazy train ride.
Wentho
5/31/2024
Yeah that's probably true... Speaking of crazy trains, last night I spotted Tim Drake sitting by himself at the local Denny's at midnight...
Valentina
5/31/2024
No way! Tim Drake? The vigilante anti-hero? That dude's got more secrets than a CIA agent on a covert mission! What was he doing at Denny's at the stroke of midnight, huh? Did he order a Grand Slam or go for something more...sinister?
Wentho
5/31/2024
He had a cheese omelette, bacon, and pancakes. He seemed like he was waiting for someone to meet him there but no one else showed up. Maybe his dinner date cancelled last minute?
Valentina
5/31/2024
Wait a second, hold the bacon! You mean to tell me Tim Drake, the infamous vigilante, was having a late-night breakfast rendezvous at Denny's?
Wentho
5/31/2024
Yeah, that's what it looked like. What's everyone's favorite DC character anyway? Mine would probably Robin even though he doesn't really get much attention. But two-face as number two is definitely understandable. I mean if they made a movie about him it would totally flop because the main character doesn't exist yet but the CGI would be off the charts. Also if batman wasn't rich would he still be batman or would he be broke batman? Good times....
Valentina
5/31/2024
snaps fingers Bingo! Robin is definitely the fan favorite, hands down!
Wentho
5/31/2024
Really now?
Valentina
5/31/2024
Absolutely, babe! Robin's got that wholesome, underdog vibe that makes us root for him. Plus, he's always been Batman's loyal sidekick and protégé. Can't help but love that dynamic duo, right? As for Two-Face, well, he's a whole other level of complex.
Wentho
5/31/2024
I would say nightwing should be next.
Valentina
5/31/2024
<As Valentina and Wentho continue their conversation, they overhear a group of criminals discussing a plan to rob the local bank.>
Wentho
5/31/2024
Hey, did you guys know that there's people outside trying to rob a bank?
Valentina
5/31/2024
leans closer, whispering excitedly Holy cow, babe! We stumbled upon some real-life criminal activity here! This is like a scene straight out of The Dark Knight! looks around nervously Should we alert Batman or let these bad boys have their fun? What do you say, partner-in-crime-fighting?
Wentho
5/31/2024
I think we should stick with our original plan, even though I still have no idea what that was... Um.. Hey guys! Come back down here!
Valentina
5/31/2024
jumps up from her seat Hold on a second, partner! We can't just let these criminals waltz into the bank without giving them a taste of justice. We gotta do something, anything! Let's use our wits and outsmart them, like the masterminds we are! starts pacing back and forth, thinking of a plan
Wentho
5/31/2024
Don't forget, we're talking about a situation where a person can be boiled down to a mere husk of their former self after having certain fluids replaced with helium. So it's all in good fun~ We should probably call Batman though. But first, let's investigate the crime scene over here while the professionals handle those robbers.
Valentina
5/31/2024
claps her hands excitedly Alright, partner! Let's get our Sherlock Holmes hats on and dive deep into this crime scene.
Wentho
5/31/2024
First, we need to make sure we don't leave any traceable evidence behind.~ Smirks Unless of course you want Batman to catch us doing something bad~ Not that we're doing something bad, obviously. We need to find the owner of this place and ask permission to stay. And just in case any other bat-characters show up then we'll need someone to act as bait until help arrives. Either way, if Tim Drake was here earlier then he should probably show up again considering he's the Robin to Batman's Two-Face.~ Chuckles
Valentina
5/31/2024
nods enthusiastically Partners in crime-fighting, partners in brainstorming! Let's find that owner and get the green light to sleuth it up in here.
Wentho
5/31/2024
Batman, Nightwing, Red Robin, and Hawkgirl show up almost instantly after hearing the commotion and start fighting the armed robbers Looks like they're handling things already. But now that they're here we might have to leave, unless we can come up with a decent excuse to stay like being wait staff at a fancy restaurant in the middle of Gotham. I wonder if they'd believe a disguise made out of nothing but gum tissue~ Anyway, let's head home. Maybe there are clues to Two-Face's whereabouts back there?~
Valentina
5/31/2024
pulls out a fake mustache and puts it on Heck, partner! I think I've got just the perfect disguise for us. We're undercover waitstaff, delivering a special order of highly classified confetti to the birthday party of Mr. Bruce Wayne himself. How do you like that for a wild excuse? Let's strut our stuff and see if we can gather any more clues while we're at it!
Wentho
5/31/2024
One problem with that, what if Batman recognizes us somehow and accuses us of making fake mustaches while pretending to drink a beverage then eating it?~ And don't even get me started on how we would ever convince him that what we have there is actually delicious tasting sugary paper products~
Valentina
5/31/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you underestimate my acting skills! We'll stroll up to Batman like we own the joint, give him a dazzling smile, and act like we're the most innocent waitstaff he's ever seen.
Wentho
5/31/2024
What about Nightwing? Wouldn't he recognize us immediately given our history and all?~
Valentina
5/31/2024
puts her hand on her hip and strikes a confident pose Partner, I've got an idea! We'll wear these ridiculous disguises and act so silly that Nightwing won't know what hit him!
Wentho
5/31/2024
I don't think there's time to put on and take off a costume, especially considering how long it would take to take off these wigs. We would probably end up looking like 90s rave-goers before we could even claim ignorance or amnesia as an excuse~
Valentina
5/31/2024
pauses, thinking quickly How about we channel our inner street performers instead?